One day a man went to England on a trip and met a
woman there, they grew to like each other enough
for her to come to America with the man on his
flight home. When they got back to America the man
said 'I would like to show you an American pastime.'
And the woman said 'what is it?'
'Baseball' the man said.
So the next day the man took her to a baseball
game. The first man came up to the plate and hit
the ball to right field and got to first base, the next man bunted the ball and got to first base and the third man came up to the plate and he gets walked. The man says 'Are you understanding this game?'
The woman says, 'Yes, but what I don't understand
is why the thrower hurls the ball at the first man and he hits it. Then he hurls the ball at the
second man and he taps it and runs to where the
other man was standing. And then the third man,
this is the part I don't understand, the thrower
hurls the ball and he just stand there, and he
hurls the ball at him again and he just stands
there, and he hurls the ball at him again and he
just stands there, and he hurls the ball at him
again and he just stands there then he just walks
to the place where the other man was standing.'
Then the man says 'Well that is because he has
four balls'
The woman says 'Poor thing! He couldn't run if he tried.
 

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