1 . Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster
 than an ambulance.

 2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in
 front of a skating rink.

 3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all
 the way to the back of the store to get their
 prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at
 the front.

 4. Only in America......do people order double cheese
 burgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

 5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and
 chain the pens to the counters.

 6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of
 dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the
 garage.

 7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to
 screen calls and have call waiting so we won't miss a
 call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first
 place.

 8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in package of ten
 and buns in packages of eight.

 9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to
 describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning
 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

 10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines
 with Braille lettering.

 11. Only in America......can a homeless combat veteran live
 in a cardboard box and a draft dodger live in the White
 House. (Ouch!)