Assorted Blonde Jokes
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Q. What did the blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios?
A. Oh, look! Doughnut seeds!
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Q. What is the mating call of a blonde?
A. "I'm sooooo drunk!"
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Q. What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
A. Pregnant.
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Q. Why do blondes leaves empt milk cartons in the fridge?
A. In case some one wants black coffee.
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Q. What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear?
A. A wind tunnel
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Q. Why was there lipstick on the blondes steering wheel?
A. She was trying to blow the horn
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Q. How do you know if a blondes been using e-mail?
A. There are envolopes stuffed in the disk drive
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Q. How does a blonde comb their hair?
A. By splitting their legs
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