One morning Bill Clinton wakes up after a peaceful sleep and walks down stairs. He opens a window and there was a fresh layer of snow on the ground. Bill looks down and sees that someone has written 'Bill Clinton Sucks' in piss on the snow. Bill is outraged and calls the secret service to investigate. Thomas his chief investigator came up to Bill and says ''I am very sorry sir''. ''We will do a urine and handwriting test immediately''. Bill says OK and goes on with the rest of the day. The following afternoon Thomas enters the oval office and says to Bill ''Ok I have some bad news and I have some really bad news''. '' Ok what's the bad news'' says Bill. ''The urine is Al Gore's sir''. ''Oh my god my best friend. How on earth could he do this. Ok ok what's the really bad news?'' Says Bill. ''Well sir, the handwriting is Hillary's''.
 

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