A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.
The pharmacist says the condoms come inpacks of 3,
9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants.
'Well,' he said, 'I've been seeing this girl for
a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms
because I think tonight's 'the' night. We're
having dinner with her parents, and then we're
going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get
lucky after that. Once she's had me, she'll want
me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12
pack.'
The young man makes his purchase and leaves.
Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with
his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he
might give the blessing, and they agree. He begins
the prayer, but continues praying with his head
down for several minutes after everyone starts
eating. The girl leans over and says, 'You never
told me that you were such a religious person.'
He leans over to her and says, 'You never told
me that your father is a pharmacist.'
 

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