A man of about 60 asked the young lady at the drugstore checkout for a box of lubricated condoms.
"What size are you, Sir?" she asked.
"I didn't know they came in different sizes, Miss. I'm not sure what size I take."
"Well, just a moment, Sir, I can check", and she came around the counter, unzipped his fly, took hold of him and said into the microphone "Box of extra-large condoms to the checkout, please." A stockboy brought the condoms, the gentleman paid, and left.
A short time later, another man asked the young lady for a pack of ribbed condoms. "Yes, Sir, what size are you?"
"I..I'm not sure", stammered the customer.
"Well, let's be sure" said the young lady, "we don't want them slipping off at the wrong time, do we", and she came around the counter, unzipped his fly, felt him approvingly and said into the microphone "Box of large ribbed condoms to the checkout, please." The man paid and left.
Still later, a young fellow about 16 came in, looked around and asked the checkout girl for a pack of condoms. "OK," she said, "What size are you?"
"I dddon't know" he stuttered, blushing.
"Well, no problem, we'll just check you out" said the young lady as she came around the counter, unzipped his fly, felt him appraisingly and said into the microphone, "Cleanup at the checkout, please."
 

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