Buttercups
One fine sunny morning a man decides to go golfing. He goes and is having a pretty good time, until he's on the 18th hole and he slices into a patch of buttercups.
Angered, the man marches over to the patch of buttercups, finds his ball, clears some buttercups out of the way, takes his club back to swing and hears a high-pitched voice say, "Please don't hurt my buttercups."

The man looks around and doesn't see anybody. Thinking it might have been his imagination he takes his club back again to swing and hears the voice say, "Please don't hurt my buttercups."

The man looks around again, but doesn't see anybody. This time the man slowly takes his club back, looking around, and he hears the voice say, "Please don't hurt my buttercups."

"Okay," says the man, "who is that?"

At that instant a little fairy floats up from one of the buttercups, and in a flash turns into a beautiful naked women. The fairy says again, "Please don't hurt my buttercups, I'll give you all the butter you want."

"Hell!" says the man. "Where were you yesterday when I was in the pussywillows!!!"
 
 

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