Redneck Driver's License Application
Last name: ________________

First name (check appropriate box):

[_] Billy-Bob                    [_] Bobby-Sue
[_] Billy-Joe                      [_] Bobby-Jo
[_] Billy-Ray                     [_] Bobby-Ann
[_] Billy-Sue                     [_] Bobby-Lee
[_] Billy-Mae                    [_] Bobby-Ellen
[_] Billy-Jack                   [_] Bobby-Beth-Ann

Age: ____ (if unsure, guess)

Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ Not sure

Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right

Occupation:

[_] Farmer                   [_] Mechanic
[_] Hair Dresser         [_] Waitress
[_] Unemployed         [_] Dirty Politician

Spouse's Name:           __________________________
2nd Spouse's Name:      _________________________
3rd Spouse's Name:      _________________________
Lover's Name:            ____________________________
2nd Lover's Name:       __________________________

Relationship with spouse:

[_] Sister              [_] Aunt
[_] Brother           [_] Uncle
[_] Mother           [_] Son
[_] Father             [_] Daughter
[_] Cousin            [_] Pet

Number of children living in household: ___
Number of children living in shed:      ___
Number of children that are yours:      ___

Mother's Name: _______________________
Father's Name: _______________________ (If not sure, leave blank)

Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)

Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home?

Vehicles you own and where you keep them:

___ Total number of vehicles you own
___ Number of vehicles that still crank
___ Number of vehicles in front yard
___ Number of vehicles in back yard
___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks

Firearms you own and where you keep them:

____ truck        ____ kitchen
____ bedroom     ____ bathroom
____ shed

Model of your pickup: _____________     and year: 194__

Do you have a gun rack?

[_] Yes [_] No; If no, please explain:

Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:

[_] The National Enquirer   [_] The Globe
[_] TV Guide                         [_] Soap World
[_] Rifle and Shotgun

___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO

How often do you bathe:

[_] Weekly
[_] Monthly
[_] Not Applicable

How many teeth? ___

Color of teeth:

[_] Yellow               [_] Brownish-Yellow
[_] Brown               [_] Black
[_] N/A

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:

[_] Red-Man

How far is your home from a paved road?

[_] 1 mile
[_] 2 miles
[_] don't know

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