Keith: Introduce yourself let everybody know who you are. Well everybody already knows who you are but for those who havenít been on Earth..
Justin: The voices
Lance: Iím Lance
J.C.: Iím J.C.
Joey: Iím Joey
Justin: I would be Justin
Chris: Do you remember when they phased out BooBerry?
Keith: Oh man just introduce yourself
Chris: Remember that Frankenberry and Count Chocula? What happened to BooBerry? Got rid of him!
J.C.: Its a conspiracy. People are afraid to know theirs a poltergeist.
Chris: I donít know what it is-that just ainít right. We are gonna march a campaign..bring back the cop.
Keith: Thatís a question for you, what kind of food do you eat?
All: Junk food
Keith: Whatís your favorite kind of cereal?
Lance: Mine was Frankenberry
Chris: Phased him out!
J.C. Down with the poltergeist, down with the poltergeist!
Justin: Cereal was a fad, huh?
Chris: We still got the Trix Rabbit, right?
Keith: Yeah he is runnin around
(I canít understand right her cause they are all talking thenÖ)
Joey: (singing)Hoppin down the bunny trail
Keith: Someone bit the Trix Rabbit in the ass I heard that
Chris: Really? Their gonna phase him out too
Justin: It was Tony the Tiger
Joey: The tiger caught him, GREEEAAAT
(someone growls here)
Keith: The tiger got pissed man and bit the rabbit
Chris: Dead cartoon cereal box heaven
Justin: You know what they should do? They should have a celebrity deathmatch with all the mascots of cereal. Trix Rabbit, Tony the Tiger, Lucky Charms leprechaun
Chris: As long as they still got em! If their still here.
Justin: Who else is there?
J.C.: Count Chocula
Chris: Count Chocula-PHASED OUT!
Justin: Who evers the super star athlete on the Wheaties box is at the moment, Tiger Woods right now.
Chris: Tigers gone
Keith: I was thinking about you guys cause tomorrow Game Day comes out, if it woulda came out today I would have bought you a copy.
Chris: Game day? Have you played Extreme? NFL Extreme?
Keith: No I havenít messed with Extreme
Chris: We partying tonight?
Keith: Yeah can we hang?
Chris: Yeah, I got my playstation, we gotta play NFL Extreme
Keith: O.K. after the show Iíll go to the hotel.
Chris: Pittsburg kills all the teams, Pittsburgh the best cause Cordell is unstoppable as quarterback.
Keith: oh yeah?
Chris: Yeah, Iím just telling you right now
Keith: Iíll take you on, I can probablyÖ
Chris: Nothin against the Lions but Iím just sayiní
Keith: Who said Iím playin with the Lions? Just cause were here in Michigan man
Chris: I like the Lions thatís whyÖMy boys out there.
Keith: Man donít give me no mess. All right tell me about the Disney thing man. You guys just really blew up after it. How did you feel about the whole production of that?
Lance: Thank you Disney-yeah (clapping) It was wonderful, it was great. When they came up with the idea of the special we were like o.k. so then we did it and released it and like you said like within 2 weeks it just blew up the album went platinum and everything just happened so fast. We canít thank them enough.
Keith: Yeah, so what else was I gonna ask you? Iíll tell you Chris why donít you ask them one question since you have the mic. Now you got the four guys from the band. Chris if there was one question you had to ask the guys from the band, I want you to look them square in the eyes and ask it right now.
Chris: All right, who took that 20 bucks from my pants pocket?
*all laugh but Chris*
All: Wasnít me!
Chris: I fell asleep on the plane and I woke up and there was 20 bucks missing and yaíll were grinning. I donít know who it was.
Lance: The old lady next to ya, she was coocoo for CoCo Puffs!
Chris: She was from here so sheíll be hearing it!
Keith: O.K. we are gonna go down the line, Justin your next.
Justin: One question?
Keith: Now I want you to think serious, what would it be?
Justin: UmmmÖthe only thing I can think of right now is to ask them who they thought the third party was in the room with the whole Clinton Lewinsky thing
Joey: I DONíT WANNA KNOW!
Chris: She had a stained dress for a year!
Keith: They said there was someone else in the room?
Keith: I think it was the secret service guy, man.
Justin: No Iím just kiddin. I donít knowÖ
Keith: No dude do you think they had a threesome goin there?
*All talking here so I canít tell*
J.C.: I donít wanna know, I donít wanna know! Its none of my business!
Chris: Whereís his wife? Whereís Mrs. Clinton? Whatís she sayin about all this?
Keith: You know what? You know where Hillary is? Sheís down the street partyin man thatís why she donít care
J.C.: I donít wanna know, I donít wanna know
Chris: Iíll tell you what-they phased her out! Sheís with the cookie cop
Keith: All right J.C. your next, one question
J.C.: Did you ALL wear deodorant today?
*It got cut off here..I ran out of tape and had to get another one so I donít have this answer or the next question from Joey but it had to do with stand up comedyÖhere is where it starts back upÖ.*
Joey: I guess Iím really that funny, huh?
Chris: You should quit us and then open for us
J.C.: Do stand-up-cause you are the funniest guy I have ever met
Joey: So you think I am really funny? They like me they really like me
Keith: O.K. Joey since your so funny why donít you give us a joke
Joey: I suck at jokes-o.k. thereís a mushroom in a bar-oh its really funny-woo. Thereís a mushroom in a bar and the bartender says "hey we donít serve your kind" and he goes "why not? Iím a fun guy (fungi) (Joey laughs and then they all join in)
Chris: I could say one but Iíll probably get in trouble for sayiní it on the radio.
Keith: Yeah you probably would
Chris: Can I say it?
Justin: Does it have to do with the third party?
Keith: Yeah donít make it too graphic though
Chris: Yeah it does- What did they find on Monika Lewinskyís dress? I just heard this one today my best friend Angela told me.
Keith: Chris man I donít know what did they find?
Chris: A wad of bills
Keith: A wad of bills
Chris: brought to you by Angela Bartilada(sp?) and his cousin Pete
Keith: Uh Lance if you had to ask a serious question of the rest of your band members I want you to look all four of these guys like you havenít ever seen them before and ask that question!
Lance: I donít know what to ask em! UmmmÖis it true yíall nominated me for the best bass singer for the Grammies this year?
Justin: Thatís not a category Lance
*All are like no and make a buzzer sound*
Justin: We did nominate you for teen idol of the year
Chris: Were trying to phase him out!
Justin: We nominated you and Uh Sarah Michelle Gellar for best kiss for the MTV video awards
J.C.: There ya go!
Lance: All right!
Joey: That was a good kiss by the way
Justin: Way to be
Keith: All right fellows lets take care of some business cause I was waiting for you guys to give away the backstage passes to meet you guys tonight-hereís what Iím gonna do Iím gonna clear all the lines out right now
Justin: Well what caller are we gonna make it?
Keith: I dunno what caller do you want to make it? 5? Thereís 5 of you guys.
Chris: 5 is a good number
Justin: Thatís gonna go to fast lets make them call
Keith: You wanna make em call?
Justin: Woah I donít know about that! Lets make it the 25th caller.
Keith: Make it the 25th caller?
Joey: That is a lot of calls!
Keith: Well someone come over here and answer the calls
Lance: We are gonna do it live on the radio?
Keith: Yeah live on the radio
Lance: We have to turn down 24 people on the radio?
Chris: That sucks!
Keith: Well you wanna do number 25?
Keith: Thatís what you wanna do?
Keith: Well 770-8104 is the telephone number *N Sync is in the studio and we are looking for caller # 25?
Keith: All right caller #25. Uh hi whatís your name?
Keith: Your number 1 try again
Keith: Lance you do the next one
Lance: All right do I push the button?
Lance: Oh hello? I canít hear her
Chris: Hello? Thatís o.k. you lost anyways! Next caller
Lance: Sorry you were #2 bye!
Keith: hi your #3. #4, #5-thats how you do it man
Lance: Oh o.k.-can I push the button? That button right there?
Keith: Yeah just push it
Chris: Thatís cold hearted you know!
Lance: #6 sorry, #7 sorry, hi your number 8, hello? Whoís this?
Keith: Are you alive? Hello?
Chris: Is your phone working?
Chris: See I told you these things are rigged!
Caller: Am I caller #5?
Keith: Were looking for 25
Lance: Sorry you were #9
Keith: What? Good bye!
Lance: Your #10 sorry call back, your #11 sorry. Hello whoís this?
Caller: This is Vicki
Lance: Oh your #12 sorry
Chris: Why are you talking to these people? Your being so nice to them and then you say sorry your losing!
J.C.: Halfway there
Lance: Your #13 sorry, #14 sorry, #15 sorry, hi your #16 sorry
Chris: Were gonna phase you out like the Cookie Cop!
Lance: 17 sorry, 18 sorry, 19 sorry, 20 sorry, 21 sorry, 22 sorry, 23 sorry, hi who is this?
Lance: Well guess what
Lance: Your #24 you were almost there
Keith: Well wait a minute here we go fellows
Lance: uh, who is this?
Keith: Hello are you there?
Keith: Whatís your name?
Chris: Hillary Clinton and sheís ticked!
Keith: Hey Maria do you like ĎN Sync?
Caller: I love em
Keith: Oh do you
Lance: Do you have the album?
Caller: No I have the c.d.
Keith: What is it called?
Caller: íN Sync
Keith: Very good
Chris: Hear me snarl
Keith: Well guess what Maria is that your name?
Keith: Where you calliní from Maria?
Caller: Holland, Michigan
Keith: Holland? Can you get from Holland to Grand rapids?
Caller: Iím already goin to the concert
J.C.: All the way from Holland?
Chris: Congratulations! Your gonna see us!
Keith: Your the 25th caller
Caller: Oh my god!
Justin: We can spot her with the wooden shoes
Keith: Uh for those of you who donít know what that is
Joey: Thatís was Lance
Keith: No Joey seriously what was that?
Chris: Lanceís Taz
J.C.: A Tasmanian devil
Keith: Did someone give this to you in the parking lot?
Lance: Yeah they did
Chris: Lance likes Tasmanian devils, I like large bills
Keith: Awww that is so nice, they actually spent like 40 bucks on this thing
J.C.: Whatís her name? Wait right here
Keith: Is this her name? Should we read her letter on the radio? You guys read it on the air.
J.C.: This ones for you Lance you should read it
Lance: I donít wanna read it sheíll be mad at me-it might be too personal
J.C.: Dude its your letter!
Joey: Yeah you read it
Chris: Iíll read it! Give me it! *reading* Dear hmhmhm wonít say the name. Hello and welcome back to grand rapids again. My name is hmhmhm wonít say the name again. This performance is my 3rd time seeing you guys. The first time I saw you guys was at Disney for the taping of the ĎN Sync special. My friend and I just happened to be in Florida for vacation and we just happened to be ion the park that dayÖhmmm thatís a lot of coincidences. It took us only once to get hooked on ĎN Sync thereís just something addictive. I just wanna let you know youíve the best (I donít know the word I couldnít understand Chris, bass maybe?!?) with a beautiful voice and Iím sure you hear this all the time but you have such a sexy voice- oh baby.
Chris: Should I say that with a little more feeling?
Justin: Yeah say that sentence again
Chris: Iím sure you hear this all the time but you have SUCH a sexy voice-oh baby.
Justin: You gotta put the emphasis on the oh baby
Chris: Iím sure you hear this all the time but you have such a SEXY voice
All: OH BABY!
Keith: Well we gotta let Lance do the oh baby cause heís got the
Chris: Heís got the bass voice
Lance: *Very low* Oh baby
Chris: *back to reading* I also think they whole group is blessed to have each other. *Not reading* So in other words Lance has the sexy voice and we have each other
Chris: *Reading*It shows that there is 150% input in all the performances. Love your friend, hmhmhm
Justin: That is a sweet letter
Chris: And there is drool! And there is drool, there is drool on the paper
J.C.: That was a nice letter-Thank you!
Chris: That was a sweet letter Lance
Keith: All right you guys your gonna be doing this song later tonight live on stage and by the way you sold out the show 7, 500 tickets are gone
Chris: Can we give another backstage pass to hmhmhm?
Keith: You wanna do that I have one more left
Keith: But she was out in the parking lot
Chris: Weíll hook her up then weíll do another caller
Keith: O.k. you wanna do another caller?
Chris: Yeah weíll hook her up.
Lance: Are we on Disney tonight?
Keith: I dunno are you on Disney tonight? It says ĎN Sync on Disney maybe its a repeat they play that damn show every 15 minutes.
Chris: I heard
Keith: All right weíre gonna get into Teariní Up My Heart you guys are gonna be doing this live tonight
Keith: Here is Teariní Up My Heart this is ĎN Sync weíll come back and have some more fun with these guys on WSNX.
*Play Teariní Up My Heart*
Keith: Its Tearin up their hearts
Chris: What if we make out own cereal? Like ĎN Sync cereal
J.C.: Yeah but then we could possible be phased out
Chris: Some of us could. The question is the strong will survive cause you know Pop was the coolest. Snap and Crackle were wusses.
Lance: Yeah, wait which one was Pop?
Chris: Pop had the dark hair with the yellow hat
Lance: Oh I like the blonde one
Chris: They were both blonde thatís why
Chris: Yeah see?
J.C.: Oh I see
Chris: You and Justin
Lance: Me and Justin are gonna be faded out, huh?
Chris: Phased out
Lance: Thatís all right cause weíll start our own cereal
Justin: Thatís all right we can be like Minuto
Chris: That means I gotta go, huh?
Chris: No Tim Millers the first to go
Keith: Well your tour must be hell man you guys must never sleep on it
Justin: Uh, I donít know about that
Chris: Iím tellin ya we could have like little marshmallow Nís in the cereal
Justin: About the time weíre traveling on the tour busÖ
Joey: Crunchy stars
Chris: Crunchy stars and marshmallow Nís
Justin: Its like 3 in the morning
Chris: ĎN Sync the cereal
Lance: Oh we do wanna tell you about our Christmas album
Chris: We do?
Lance: Yeah, weíre coming out with a Christmas album comin out in November weíre recording right now
Keith: Oh really?
Chris: Yeah you can play our songs- you heard it first right here!
Keith: Can you give us a sample?
Keith: Go ahead
*all start joking and singing Jingle Bells-not too good, lol*
Keith: You think people are gonna pay 13 dollars for that?
J.C.: NoNoNoNO We justÖ
Justin: We canít give out any secrets
J.C.: We just started getting down on it actually the only remake weíve done so far is Chestnuts
Keith: Oh really
J.C.: Iíll tell ya that but thatís it
Lance: Itís gonna be happening
Keith: O.k. you gotta straighten this out for meÖ
Chris: Have you ever ate cereal with half and half?
J.C.: Thatís disgusting!
Keith: Chris man they need you outside for autographs
Keith: So tell me whatís the deal with..geez heís actually leaving-come on man you can come back
Joey: Weíll lock you out!
Justin: K heís gone now we can have a civilized interview
Keith: All right lets talk about the Janet Jackson thing
J.C.: Lets talk about the Janet Jackson thing!
Joey: *singing high!* we go deep and we donít get no sleep
Keith: Somebody lock Chris out
Justin: Man, lemme tell you how excited I am, this is Justin, I just wanna say Iíve been a big fanÖ
Chris:(in background) Haha it doesnít lock!
Justin: of Janets for a long long time actually thatís I mean I started watching her videos and thatís how I got started getting into like singing and dancing and stuff
Chris: The door doesnít lock
Keith: Oh, damn!
Chris: You canít say that on the radio
Keith: Oh I canít? Well itís after 6
Chris: No weíre phasing you out!
Keith: You want my job? Chris on the radioooooo!
Chris: Iíll do it! I could do it
Keith: So you guys so well how did this happen? Usherís gonna be doing his own thing I hear and you guys are gonna be opening the rest of the tour all the dates?
Lance: Yeah just I think October 14-31st
Keith: Thatís gonna be huge
J.C.: Then we hit our own tour
Keith: Then you hit your own tour?
Keith: So its nonstop
J.C.: Well the tour weíre getting ready to do is like a continuation of our last tour were gonna try to hit a bunch of cities we didnít hit last time and we are actually popping in cities we already went to.
Lance: We have a cooler stage
J.C.: Itíll pretty much be the same show-bigger
Keith: Lets do another winner
Keith: Lets get caller #5 this time make it short. Caller #5 now. Lemme clear the lines cause they cheated.
J.C.: Clear the lines!
Keith: Lets wait for the lines to light up cause thatís always a pretty sight
Lance: Oh itís goin
Keith: There ya go
Chris: Its like Christmas!
Lance: Justin you get the first one-GO!
Justin: Uh, caller #1 sorry
Lance: Caller #2 sorry try back
Joey: Caller #3 sorry
J.C.: Caller #4 almost!
Lance: Hello who is this?
Chris: YOU WON A BOX OF CEREAL! YEAH!
Lance: Well congratulations you were caller #5
All: Yeah WooHoo!
Justin: Where you calling from?
Caller: Grand Rapids
Keith: So your pretty close to the venue?
Caller: 10 minutes away
Chris: You know whatís gonna happen donít you? Next time we come to Grand Rapids their gonna be throwing Cookie crisps on stage I can feel it!
Keith: Are you willing to do any accapella stuff before you leave?
Chris: Sure what do you want us to do?
Keith: I want you to do God Must Have Spent cause thatís the jam
Lance: We just played that
Keith: I know man thereís a difference between acappella and well what do you guys wanna do?
Lance: Weíll just do God Must Have Spent
*All tuning up*
Chris: We gotta get our notes cause weíve never done this like on the spot your pressuring us but its cool, its cool
Chris: Weíll work on it a little bit
Keith: Man thatís great. Iím looking forward to seeing you guys on stage tonight Iíll be introducing you so weíll be hanging out. Then Iím taking you on in ummÖ
Chris: Extreme! NFL Extreme!
Keith: Extreme later on tonight
Chris: DEAD MEAT!
Keith: I appreciate you guys stopping by love ya and thanks for doin such a great job in music and be safe on stage tonight. We are gonna get into I want you back your gonna this live tonight
Keith: ĎN Sync exclusively at WSNX say peace out fellows
All: PEACE OUT! (You can hear Chris the most though)
I donít know who says this(Maybe Lance?!?!?) OOOHH BABY!
*Then I want you back*