Chihuahua Ten Commandments
1. Thou shalt feed me today more than thou didst yesterday
2. Thou shalt teach me with food or I will ignore you.
3. Thou shalt walk with me every day despite thy favorite TV program
4. Thou shall not buy furniture that I cannot climb and sit on.
5. Thou shalt not pay attention to anything else but me.
6. Thou shalt love me to death even when I shiver next to you all night.
7. Thou shalt not have a cat bigger than me nor with CLAWS.
8. Thou shalt not start the car until I am in it.
9. Thou shalt not hide food. EVER.
10. Obey the above lest I POOP on neighbors lawn to promote community strife.