Playa Pick Up Lines

I pick these lines up togetha for any of you vatos that

see a jaina walking down the barrio but don't know worth shit to say.

Rememba these lines and try this shit out.

1) Hey girl, You got a Quarter?


Because my mom told me to call her when I found the girl of my Dreams.

2) The word of the day is legs. Now lets go back to my house and spread the good word.

3) You wanna dance?


I guess you didn't hear me right. I said your ass looks fat in those pants!

4) Hey wanna get some pizza and have sex?


Well I'm sorry you don't like pizza.

5) Is your father a thief?


Because he must have stolen all of the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

6) I lost my teddy bear, would you sleep with me?

7) I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

8) Damn, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole feild of you.

9) Do you beleive in pre-marital sex?


Well I"m married so lets get it on.

10) I wish you were like one of those mechanical horses, so I could ride you all day for just a quarter.

11) Hey girl you wanna go out?


I guess you didn't hear me right. I said you smell like trout.

12) Do you know how to make a fire?


Rub two bodies together.

13) Do you believe in "Love at First Sight" , or do I have to walk by again?

14) Roses are red, violets are blue, I like girls, so let's go screw.

15) I may not be Fred Flinstone, but, I can make your bed rock.

16) That shirt looks very becoming of you, but, them agian, if I were on you, I'd be cuming, too

17) If your left leg was Thanksgiving, and your right leg was Christmas, Could I visit in between Holidays?

18) Do you wanna dance?


Well, I guess sex is out of the question.

19) I can't find my puppy. Can you help me find him? I think he went into that cheap hotel room.

20) Hi, My name is Skippy, like the peanut butter because I stick to the roof of your mouth.

21) Hey girl, what's your sign? Slippery when wet? Dangerous curves ahead? Yield?

22) Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Julie?

23) I'm new in town. Can I have directions to your house?

24) Wanna play house? You be the screen door and I'll slam on you all night long.

25) Hey girl, You be my Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King. You treat me right and I'll do it your way right away.

That's it for now. More to come soon.