Little Red Riding Hood

    Little Red Riding Hood was skipping through the woods one day when she came upon the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a big rock. "Oh what big teeth you have!" exclaimed LRRH to which the Big Bad Wolf quickly scurried away.... LRRH continues to skip through the woods when again she happens upon the Big Bad Wolf crouched behind a large tree. "Oh what Big claws you have!" shouts LLRH. To this and LLRH's amazement, the Big Bad Wolf again runs off through the woods. LLRH continues her journey to her grandmothers house when again she spots the Big Bad Wolf crouched behind a road sign. "Oh what big eyes you have!" says Little Red Riding Hood. To this the Big Bad Wolf stands up and shouts: "Would you leave me alone? Im trying to take a shit!"

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