Riddle box
"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to your
death! Now let's see where you're headed, turn the crank and experience what's
in store for you, deep within the mighty riddle box
He hehe he he he he he hehe heh heh heh! Da joke's on you! (hehe Riddle box)
He hehe he he he he he hehe heh heh heh! Da joke's on you! (hehe Riddle box)
Wicked, wicked, wicked, wicked clowns... hey, I'm Violent J. And I'm here, well
I'm here to kick yo ass. We the wicked juggalos, we juggle those who live like
hoes and chose... The Express Route, One Way. Straight down the spiral twist to
the Riddle Box.
Hey, what's up motherfucker. This is Shaggs 2 dope congratulatin' you... For
openin the box. The Riddle Box. It looks like you received your prize. The cost?
Well the cost... was your ass! Bitch-boy! Ah ha-ha Ha-ha Ha-ha-ha ha ha ha
Tell me sir, what can you do? It looks like the joke's on you.
C'mon on down and turn the crank.
Let's see where your soul will spend the rest of eternity.
What's it gonna be, Mister? Heaven or Hell?
The bonus or the bones!
Turn the crank and let's find out.
C'mon on down, Mister, you don't have anything to be scared of do you, sir?
So what's gonna pop out of the mighty Riddle Box?
Spin the crank and let's find out. Whadda ya say?
Step right up. Who's first? Who's brave enough To step into their new eternal
destiny?
Surely someone must be confident, That their life wasn't totally evil.
Step right up and seal your fate.