interview with vi0lent j from pumkin carver cd

"Jeckel Brothers, Jake and Jack Jeckel, what we plan on doing with this joker's card, this album or whatever, is like I plan on restructuring the Earth itself.  Like instead of being, you know, just a ball, a big ass ball floatin' through space, and have Earth shaped more like a Faygo 2 liter, you know what I'm sayin'.  Just, uh, porn, wicked cum, sprayin' that shit out to Nuplone and Pletune, and planets muthafuckas ain't even seen, you know.  And like, uh, you know, I plan on turning oceans into fire, you know.  I plan on turning clouds into stone.  And like reshaping gravity.

   You know,  with this album, this record, this joker's card, like fat kids, a big fat kid can fuckin' float and jump like he's on the moon and shit.  And skinny kids, they just lost, cuz' gravity is reshaping.  Like you could pick a car up, you know, and throw it at a muthafucker, and play catch with it.  With this album, you got rings around Saturn,  I plan on puttin' a couple of rings around Earth.  And openin' up some fuckin Burger Kings on the rings, and me ownin' it all myself.  And muthafuckin ninjas rollerblading and skateboarding on the rings.  What I'm tryin to do is I'm tryin to make some change, you know.  

Like I want the world to get up and stand up, you know, like what you thought was mountains was just bitches tittties.  And they been layin' down the whole time and now they standing up.  And like then,  I just want people to realize that the Grand Canyon are like volcanoes really just an anus and mothafuckers were just sleepin on it the whole time.  And that muthafucka is just basically what Insane Clown Posse's gonna do.  I'm just gonna show, I'm gonna expose the whackness and I'm gonna show the freshness.  Like, that my goal with the Jeckel Brothers, like theirs a lot of bands you see like on MTV and shit.  Liker you know muthafuckas that wear panties, and fish net thongs, and yet they try to be scary and shit, you know.  

And like Kiss, everybody says I stole my shit from Kiss.  The truth is everybody knows that Kiss they stole the shit from us.  I mean I know they been around 35 years ago and shit.  But it don't matter, because I been around since the new millennium and the old millennium, and when there weren't any millenniums, you know.  I've been around since the millennium fuckin' falcon crashed and shit.  You can't really see what I'm sayin', cuz you ain't lookin thru your third eye.  You don't even realize that you got two eyes you can look thru and you got a third eye right between your butt cheeks.  And you don't flex that power, like I do.  

And then you know, Marilyn Manson he wears thong and shit, and you know I ain't got nothin' to say against people with thongs, you know, cuz I like a bitch in a thong.  But a thong ain't made to hold nuts, which means his nuts are probably fallin out the sides of the thong, you know.  And that only lets me know that he don't have no nuts.  Cuz if he had nuts they would be steady fallin' out the side of his thong, and they'd be comin out the little fish holes, and that ain't the case, that ain't what's happening.  Maybe his nuts are tucked up his ass, and that could be you know, but while you overlookin what I'm sayin, I'm tellin you that it's gonna be an army of muthafuckas, with their nuts tucked up their asses, comin over those hills.  

While you sittin' their sleepin I'm playin Atari, you know, while you sittin their messin with the internets and onlines and messin with computers tryin to evaluate your mind., tryin to evelate, I'm here and I'm still playin Atari, you know like combat and shit.  But what you sleep on, is what you reap on.  And while you're tryin to evelate with the internets, and I'm playin combat, it's full circle loops, it comes back around and you see a blue haze coming.  And you can't understand what I'm sayin if you can't hear me.  It's cuz you ain't listenin with that 3rd eye.  What you need to do really is expose that 3rd eye.  And use that 3rd eye, you know, cuz on the other side of the black hole is the Dark Carnival and it's comin sooner then you think, way sooner then you hope.  And it's comin right to your front door.  

We have 5 and we have 1 more to go.  And that 3rd eye is a useful tool that you sleepin on.  So I'm gonna round this up by sayin' what I want everybody to know this year was that what it all comes down to, what it all boils down to is what's underneath, when you scratch the surface, what's underneath is this.  You got the world on one side, and the Insane Clown Posse on the other.  And everybody in the world is gonna line up in a single file, and the light is gonna stretch over mountains, over valleys, over hills, it's gonna stretch over thru the white plains of Africa, thru the deserts of Kansas, thru the oceans of Tibet, and it's gonna just stretch right thru, it's gonna stretch to the longest line.  And you wait for years, and you wait in that line, and you share bread, and you starve and you share cups of rusty water while you waitin in that line.  And when you finally reach the end of that line, and you reach what you've been waitin for, what's gonna be at the end of that line, what can it be in you destiny.  It's me with my pants down and you suckin my dick when it's your turn.  cuz everybody can fuck off if you ain't down with the clown.

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