the neden game

VOICE OF HOST: LETS MEET CONTESTANT NUMBER ONE hes a skitzophranic serial killer clown who says women love his sexy smile lets find out if his charm will work on Sharon Sharon, whats your question for Number 1?
Sharon: contestant Number 1, i belive first impressions last forever so lets say you were to come over to my parents house and have dinner with me and my family, tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really stick
lets see...
hmmm..
well id have to think about it
i might show up in a tux
HA!
but i doubt it
id probably just show up naked like i always do
and look your mama in the eye and tell her FUCK YOU!
hurry up bitch
im hungry i smell spaghetti,
i pinch her loopy ass and tell her get the food ready
your dad would probably start trippin,
and get me pissed,
id have to walk up and bust him in his fuckin lips!
its dinnertime!
were hearin grace from your mother
i pull a forty out and pour some for your little brother
im steady starin at your sister,
ill tell ya this,
ya know for only 13 SHE GOT SOME BIG TITS!
after that,
your dad would try to jump again,
and only this time id put the 40 to his chin
after your mom does the dishes and the silverware,
id try to fuck her till i nut in my underwear
HOST: now lets meet contestant number 2 hes a psychopathic deranged crack head freak who works for the dark carnival he says women call him stretch nutz Sharon, lets hear your question...
SHARON: i like a man whos not afraid to show his true emotions a mna who expresses himself in his own special way number 2, if you fell in love with me, exactly how would you let me know?
first thing,
i could never love you,
you sound like a witchy bitch
yo
FUCK YOU!!
but if i did,
id probably show you that i care
by takin all these other mutha fuckas outta here
id go through your phone book,
and whack em all,
and find contestant number one and break his fuckin jaw
WHA?
anyone that looked at you would have to pay,
id be blowin fuckin nuggets off all day
id grab your titties,
and stretch em down past your waist,
let em go and watch em both spring up in your face
id sing love songs to ya the best i can
get ya naked
and hit it like a CAVE MAN!!
we go to tha beach and walk through the sand
i throw a little in your face and say im just playin
as you spit it all out,
i rub your back, and grab your underwear and WEDGE IT UP YOUR ASS CRACK!!
HOST: well it sounds like contestant number 2 is just overflowing with sensitivity, Sharon its a tough choice so far, sharon lets have your last question and see which one is gonna win the rights to your neden
SHARON: ok, if we were at a dance club, and you both noticed me at the same time, tell me, how would you each get my attention and what would your pick up line be who ever'sthe smoothest wins!!
ok first,
id slide up the bar,
and tell ya that i cant believe how fuckin fat you are
id tell you that i like the way you make your titties shake,
and if you lost a littleweight you'd look like Ricki Lake
FUCK THA!
youd be jackin me quick,
id order you a drink
and stir it with my dick,
and then to get your attention in a crowded place,
id simply walk up and stick my nutz in your face
yeah freak her with yo nutz that'll get her
TELL HER THAT SHES FAT,
YEAH THAT'LL WORK EVENBETTER
look,
fuck you,
i got a strong rap
shit
you dont want contestant number two hes mad whack
i walked into a barn,
and there he was,
standin up on a bucket
Hooough
tryin to fuck it
it was a big fuckin smelly ass farm lama
DAMN DAWG!! how ya gonna diss your mama??


The Great Milenko