Little Johnny

A teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.
Little Mary said, "My family went to the New York City Zoo, and we saw all the animals. It was fascinating."
The teacher said, "That was good, Mary, but I wanted the word "'fascinate.'"
Then Little Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to the Long Beach Aquarium and saw lots of different fish. I was fascinated."
The teacher said, "Good, but I wanted the word 'fascinate.'"
Then, Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because Little Johnny was noted for his bad language. She finally decided there was no way he could make; the word "fascinate" a dirty word, so she called on him.
Little Johnny stood proudly and said, "My sister has a sweater with 10 buttons, but her boobs are so big she can only fasten 8."

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