dirty drowning man

i'm a dog 
a dirty flying dog
i drink campari
with marinated wild hog
i've no sense
i lick electric fence
i put barbed wire in my pants
and do a celtic dance
but when i can
i am a giving man
i'll flip you out the fire 
and back up into the frying pan
and if you're down 
looking like you're gonna drown
of all your friends i'm the one
who's most apt to stick around
i'm a drowning man
who will save this drowning man
who will save this drowning man
who will save this 
dirty drowning man
you're so fine 
so bright and shiney fine
and i'm so proud to say
that you in fact are a friend of mine
and doubly pleased
with crooked wobbly knees
i dive on in and backstroke right
across these seas of cheese
but on the times
when i'm not such a giving man
please flip me out the fire
and back up into the frying pan
and if you're down 
looking like you're gonna drown
of all your friends i'm the one
who's most apt to stick around
i'm a drowning man
who will save this drowning man
who will save this drowning man
who will save this dirty drowning man


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