One day a little dwarf named pakhoo was walking down a narrow path in the woods when suddenly
a giant blue gorilla jumped out of the woods screaming "off with its head!!!" pakhoo was baffled by
this interesting encounter. He pulled out a magical sack of seeds and spices from his pocket and asked
the gorilla to take a pinch of the seeds and eat them. As soon as he did his eyes widened as wide as
possible and he stared towards the sky enjoying the site of yellow sparkling fairies dancing merily on
the marshmellowy clouds of ecstasy. Pakhoo then moved onward, he was going towards the big city of nagleon where he was going
to buy a pet human (which was a very rare dirty creature) . As he approached the turnstiles for the grassy
nole he gave a bronze coin to a short littlehairy creature with horns on his head and an imprint on his chest
that said "yo quiero queso" this seemed odd to little pakhoo... but he moved on to the grassy nole.
As he approached the city of nagleon, the smell of fresh air filled his lungs and the site of all the
other creatures scurrying around in their little zeebos (which were little motorized cars that could fit
all dwarfs, brownies, fairies, gnomes, and any other such creature) made him a little bit more excited,
and he took out his sack of seeds and ate a few. As he walked down the multicolored street towards the
giant pet store he heard a loud screech and saw two giant squirrels dive right into a purple daisy and
be swallowed by its long hungry pedals... a few moments passed and he realized that their was traffic
building up behind him and he hopped quickly like a bunny into the pet store. The huge oversized bird
cages that contained a rare breed of humans, (very ignorant, and annoying creatures who think that they are
better than the rest of their kind) the white ones!
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After Pakhoo had his little ordeal at the pet store he felt the sudden urge to go swimming. After all that
is the best way to celebrate the new purchase of a beautifully cloned white human, a rare breed i must add.
As pakhoo reached the turnstiles for the grassy gnole he realized that he wanted to see what was on the other
side of this reality, this parallel universe, so he pulled out his little friend worm out of his pockett. he then asked
his friend worm what he wanted to do... he needed a new adventure full of exciting skido races and jellybean
containers. At the end of his quest provided he would complete it fully he would recieve a complimentary penguin, a case of
latex gloves, and one question to "the guy on the mountain"! Pakhoo was so excited that he could ask "the guy
on the mountain" one question. He had always this one question dwelling in his mind which was "why do old people drive so
damn slow?" this has always been one of the seven wonders of the little people. and he being the most bravedest
hobbit of all the land can stand up to the challenge standing in front of these answers.
You are the
person to visit this amazing site!
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