When Stuart was a kid, his dream was to be in a band, he began singing, playing his bass, with Jeff Burrow's brother, playing the harmonica. When Stu became older, he played soccer, for 14 or 16 years. Stu joined The Tea Party!! Then, he went through a shabby stage, he went as alittle rough bum, with stubble, and he had long hair, kinda like a pirate. Then his hair got shorter... And he became more cooler, that was by the time Transmission came out. Then he became WAY cool, and teenagers say he's sexy now, but we just think he's the ultimate cool. As of now, The Tea Party are making a new album, which is supposed to sound like The Edges Of Twilight. We're all very, very excited........ We were a bit disappointed about Triptych, even though it was very good, Jeff Martin sang disturbingly high in some parts, ONLY SOME PARTS! JEFF IS STILL VERY GOOD. However, Triptych was not one of their best. Anyways, I have to say Splender Solis was their best one, for some reason. Now, when Stuart was in the rough bum stage, no woman really went after him, especially in the "pirate" times. No offence Stu! But no one found you all that sexy. Now when you got up to the cooler stage, in the Transmission area, you became more cool, gettin' there. Then, Triptych happenned, and you looked all brand-spankin'-new!! We were so proud! Now, women and teenage girls, find you sexy, and we're happy for you man!