To all my Haterz, Stalkerz, Stoogez, Enemiez, WannaBeez... whatever you want to call yourselves these days...

First off....



But, there's no need for me to give you any introduction because I'm sure you already know...


MY SPOT

...pretty well. Damn, don't you assholes ever get enough?! You have no originality (copying everything I do), no brains (you just know how to give it; not well I'm sure), follow me everywhere I go (miss me? need a friend?) => I mean, it's pathetic!

Hmmmmm.... let me...


Oops! Looks like you don't have much of one. That's what your man finally realized when he found out he was stuck with you. "Oh Sexxie! Uh.... uh... Oh, God! Oh, Sexxie!"

Feeling any type of happiness Sgt.?"


Poor thing! "Feeling like that empty spot was finally filled?"



I understand, sweetheart. "Loving your marraige with fats and enjoying your new found career?"



I know, baby! It's ok. Have no fear... SexxieNikk is here! I have a job for you. Cum and see me boo, let me show you how it's done. I'll teach you a thing or two.

PLEASE!

First lesson, hold onto better friends. Loyal ones this time. Let me show you how i feel about you, your hoes and this whole situation...



All over your face! Second lesson, learn to be faithful and stop trying to plant your seeds everywhere. Just one word of advice...



Looks familiar? Third lesson, learn to stop lying all of the time. Tell a little truth. if you did that in the first place, then you wouldn't have strangers...

WATCHING YOU

Fourth lesson, teach your hoes better control. I mean, slops gets upset over her friends ring. That's what happens when you marry people you don't know... ona whim. No love involved. Just loneliness. No chance for buying decent things.


HATE YOUR RING, BOO?

platinum's better anyway, girl! Want to see mine up close and personal? Want to come for another visit... so we can bake those cookies?


I DIDN'T THINK SO!

Can't hang?

I mean, don't be mad because your man

WANT ANOTHER DOSE

of a real woman. Mad because you didn't get none? Could've fooled me.

You just keep satisfying me, sweetie and you...


KEEP LICKING MY COOCHIE, BOO!

You are loving me. Remember to hit the left and then make it over to the right... just how I like it. In circles... all around...

Shouldn't you be paying more attention to what's going on at home instead of checking up on me every minute... clicking my links, wishing me a Happy New Year?! Come on! You got more important people to worry about than me. Sweetie, go home, hug your kids...

HUG and KISS

...your hubby and do me a favor... kiss him for me too, French style girl! French style! Go all the way!

Then hop on that mill, fats...



and work that sucka out, girl! You can do it! Get rid of all that excess shit. It's beginning to look a little too sloppy.

Oh, and don't forget to...

  MY     as well!
That's KISS MY ASS for you slow hoes!

...and after doing all of that, always remember to (last but not least)...


EAT MY SHIT AND DIE!

Seems that...


NOT! IT'S MORE LIKE YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SMACKED, SLAPPED, KICKED, AND RAPED!

Meaningful message from the one and only, sweet and witty...
SexxieNikk

Dedicated to Griffin, RAC, and MsPrettyUgly