To My STALKER
To this date, since my stalker's husband and friend have finally realized that they are grown and have moved on with their lives, the word 'stalkers' have now become 'stalker'. (Even though I'm still loved by you know who and still watched by her friend, wifey seems to love making an ass out of herself.)
One.... wifey... boo... get real! Don't be mad at me and mine if you made other enemies out there. You did that all on your own. So when things happen to you boo, keep the mind going because you are barking up the wrong tree. That's not the only incident where hubby was a bad boy in the last 3 years.
Two, when you decide to include the authorities, please tell them the whole story in question and not what you wished. I had the man dying because after getting the whole pathetic 3 year long saga, he realized that you must be extremely jealous of me, which is pathetic. Let's get it together. When you want to make a report on someone about harassment, you can't be harassing them to get them to so-called harass you. Let me explain it in simplier terms because I know your kind of slow.... if you make a report let's say in the beginning of December, you don't then after that fact show up at your so-called harasser's house, banging on their door, make crank phone calls to their home and cell phone, break into their email account which i have record of and send emails to their significant other's address, call his work phone, write retarded emails and "Happy New Year" IMs, steal your harasser's name, sport your harasser's nickname, try to steal your harasser's identity while sending your harasser's picture around to strangers giving out her personal information and create bogus webpages... where your so-called harasser has all of them on file for show. How dumb can you really be? Stop trying to act like you are the victim here! It's tired boo. And frankly, everyone else is getting tired of it as well.
Three, the next chick that you will be dealing with in the near future, make sure you keep these helpful hints near you. Wouldn't want you to make the same mistakes all over again. I told you that being nice was your best bet, but you wanted to be difficult.
Cheap shot: Hope your husband in fact burned those sheets. You sure you weren't sleeping on those same ones when you returned home? He told me different. :) Must be the reason on why I'm still on your mind.
We should get together. Look out for the wedding invitation...