Top 50 Objects of My Desire
I'm young, I'm fertile and I love men...Is that so bad? So I decided to compile a list of the 50 famous (or semi-famous) guys I would gladly jump in a pool full of green Jell-O with. Hey, the Jell-O always have to be green - it's the horny color. Some you will agree with, some you won't, some you'll say "Who the HELL is that guy?" Also, you'll notice that this list is WAY over 50, but because it's my list, I'll abuse it if I want too. Example: I put brothers together. I put casts together...Get my drift? Also, no N SYNC members here - since you already know my objects of desire there. Read on, the cravin' begins...
Ricky Martin - Yes, he may be gay, but he's still a beautiful man.
Antonio Sabato Jr. - Need I say more?
Freddie Prinze Jr. - This guy lived 10 miles away from me and I never knew it!!! I would've went out with him, he looked the same back then (I've seen his yearbook pic). He went to LaCueva (also the school Doogie Howser went too, although that doesn't matter), I went to Cibola (90-92) - and there used to be bitter rivalry between the schools. I don't know if that's still the case though. It's been 10 years since I went to school there. Argh! I feel geriatric, like Chris.
Dean Cain - Superman...Yum...How I wished to be Lois.
Mark McGrath
Oscar De La Hoya - This man is invincible. He still looks good even after takin' some punches in the face.
Julio Iglesias Jr. - Ah...The older brother, he's even tastier than Enrique I think.
Ben Affleck
Val Kilmer - Iceman was when he was in his prime. He still looks good though.
Enrique Iglesias
John Haymes Newton - Superboy, also Ryan on "Melrose Place", Hawk on "Desert Kickboxer" and TinTin on "Alive". Extremely munchable.
Howie D. - Yes, I like him. I think he's very good-looking. Plus I do love the hair.
Austin St. John and Jason Frank - The Original Red Power Ranger and the Green/White Power Ranger. My little sister made me watch the show, but I became a regular viewer after seeing those two. Austin is my favorite of the two.
Tyler Christopher - I don't even know who he played, but he was on General Hospital.
Tom Cruise
Mario Lopez
Adam Beach
Michael Greyeyes
Eric Schweig
Richie Sambora - I've always liked this guy. Ms. Locklear is one lucky woman.
Keanu Reeves
Billy Wirth
Emilio Estevez and Charlie Sheen - see how the brother thing works?
Taye Diggs
Carlos Gomez - The Right-Hand guy of Bucho on "Desperado" and Salma Hayeks' ex Chuy on "Fools Rush In"
Carlos Gallerdo - Carna on "Desperado"
Shemar Moore
Eddie Cibrian
Brendan Fraser
Ice Cube
Ethan Hawke
Evan Farmer
Andre Agassi
Rob Thomas - It's the voice...that sexy, sexy voice.
Johnny Rzenik - I love him too. I like his hair better when he had it one length, like in the "Name" video.
Russell Wong - "Vanishing Son"
Jared Leto
Ryan Phillppe - I am sorry, but he is NO JUSTIN. That is a downright insult to Ryan, just compare the lips. The only resemblance I see, is the hair.
LFO, Especially Brad - The only boyband where I find all the members munchy. Brad is my babe because of his eyelashes and eyeballs. Both are beautiful, as is his body. The 6'3" thing is great too. I adore tall guys (probably b/c I'm really short)
Nick and Drew Lachey from 98Degrees - OK I like Drew better. I think he's hotter than Nick. But Nick is a cutie too, plus I went with a guy who looked just like Nick (and had the bod too). Boy, I miss him.
Guillermo Diaz - Scarface (I'm Cuban B!...Yes, Cuban B) "Half Baked", Cowboy "Nowhere", Dave "200 cigarettes, he's such a cutie. Actually I don't really know if he's Cuban at all, I'm just quotin' lines.
James Duval
Wayans Brothers - Especially Shawn
Montgomery Clift - OK this guy was one of the most handsome men to ever grace this earth. He's in many classic movies from the 40's and 50's. Unfortunately, he is no longer with us (he would've been 80 on October 17...Hey, that's Chris's berfday! Reincarnation??? Maybe) and he was gay...Damn all the good ones are gay.
Jimmy Fallon - Yes, from SNL. I love funny guys and I get kind of "J" when he makes out with that girl when they play horny high schoolers.
Austin Peck - New Austin on Days of Our Lives
Patrick Muldoon - Old Austin on Days of our Lives
Lead Singer from Savage Garden - It's that whole gay persona I'm attracted to.
Nicolas Cage - "I could suck on a peach all day" - Face Off. Oh he sure could!
Cast of "Enemy of the State" - No, I don't mean Gene Hackman and Jon Voight. I'm talkin' the hunks of the "National Security Agency" - Loren Dean, Jamie Kennedy, Scott Caan, Barry Pepper, Jake Busey, and Kenny Fisher - I mean Seth Green. All of them are so special. If I had to choose one, it would be Loren Dean, he turns my crank.
Well, there you have it. This list is subject to change at any time.