I've decided to hold back on the colorful language for you youngsters, but I'm totally appalled at what I see.

Now, I know Christina is a whore. Just look at the Rolling Stone cover and her "I like Playboy" t-shirt. Now, there's a difference between being a slut (Britney) and blatant SEX.

Walking down stairs, rubbing her pelvic area, no wait, HUMPING is a much better word, humping on a row of guys in simply disgusting. I even got a Christina fan to admit that. People, she's what, nineteen? Oh, whoopdedo, she's a legal adult. The only thing she's got over me is the right to vote.

Does she have no self respect? Maybe so. I'll give her credit for nice vocals, but people, HUMPING EVERY MALE IN SIGHT is not the way to win fans. If you're a fan, are you proud of her for doing that? Seriously, are you? I couldn't be.

Not to mention that song is full of sexual innuendoes as it is. You know what would be fine? Her calling up a guy (not in her "I'm all that" tone though), throwing a party, and maybe showing her on a deck with the stars shining holding his hand. Of course we can guess the rest. But flashing the bed? The BED?! I think even Madonna's "Justify My Love" was better.

Why is Madonna's "Justify" better? (Speaking of Madonna, who else can't wait for "Music" to drop?) Because she's OPEN about it. Meanwhile, Christina's acts all young and sweet. THAT'S JUST SICK. It's exploiting teen sexuality/attraction. I cannot say enough about how disgusted, to the point of writing MTV, about this. "I want you to cross that line." Oh Christina, Christina, Christina. Cripes! is all I can pull up without offending you all.

Now, before you bitch to me about how there are good songs on her album, shudup. I've HEARD it. "Obvious," is a perfect example. Good Lord! I hate every single one of her songs. "Genie In A Bottle," is another one. That song isn't about respect, it's about her showing her breasts, full front to the world, to make it on MTV. Whoever wrote that song, I'm coming for you. Radio was having a challenge to see how many damn times they could play that song in one day. I'm coming for you. I will hurt you. I will make it so you never write garbage like that again. Muhahahahahahaha.

All I want is you, come over here baby, you make me go crazy. Christina, come over here now young lady. I'm going to rip out your hair extensions and then I'm going to rub you the wrong way again, and again, and again...isn’t it obvious how much I hate you?

Part Two: Hit Me Baby One More Time--With Pleasure Bitch!
Oh Britney, Britney, why did you have to sing? You make my ears ring!
Oh Britney, Britney, don't make me hit you again.

The girl that launched a thousand clones. Started the mantra "hit me baby one more time." With pleasure bitch. Come over here ba--oops, wrong song.

I'll admit it, I like "Crazy." It's a great pop/crush song. That was probably personal emotions. But still, I still enjoy it today.

As to "Hit Me Baby One More Time ... " I'm not going to vent on her. The song speaks for itself.

Smack.