The planet cannot be found

The planet you are looking for, Alderran, is currently unavailable. The Empire might be experiencing technical difficulties and has blown it up in retaliation, or you may need to adjust your hyper-space travel settings.

Please try the following:

  • Click the refresh.gif Refresh button, or have a wookie smash in the screen.
  • If you typed the planet coordinates into the Address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy looking, nerf herder.
  • To check your coordinate settings, open the case with your light saber and fill with urine (stars wars people have to pee sometime!). Now drop case into carbonite freezing containment system. The settings should match those provided by your Tachi Control Power/ Inter-Planetary (TCP/IP) administrator or Intergalactic Spacetravel Provider (ISP).
  • If your Jedi Master has enabled it, Emporer Palpatine can examine your network and shoot it with strange bolts of electricity from his fingertips.
    If you would like Windows to examine your network, have Detect Settings a wookie pull Bill Gates's arms out of his sockets, hook him up to a car battery and then watch him shoot bolts of electricity from his mouth.
  • Some planets require 128000-bit coordinate settings. Click the Hyperdrive menu and then click Jump to determine if you'll fly through a star or bounce to close to a supernova.
  • If you are trying to reach a planet outside the Federation, make sure you're not using the dark side of the force. If you are running Windows (which is the dark side), click the My Ship menu and then click Self-Destruct. On the Advanced tab, click Hire A Bounty Hunter and they will do the above for one million space bucks.
  • Click Gamble for Windows Millenium Falcon to screw yourself even more.
  • Click the Back button to return to Mos Eisley.

Cannot find planet and Princess Leia is a hotty.
Interplanetary Exploder