The Fisherman

A fisherman wrote to a fishing lodge in the resort area of Idaho to ask if his dog would be allowed to stay there. He received the following answer:

"Dear Sir - I have been in the lodge business for over twenty-five years. Never yet have I had to call in the police to eject a disorderly dog in the wee hours of the morning. No dog has ever attempted to pass off a bad check on me. Never has a dog set bedclothes on fire through smoking. I have never found a lodge towel in a dog's suitcase. Your dog is welcome.

P.S. If he will vouch for you, you can come too."