Things you wish you could say at work:

Things you wish you could say at work:

I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce.

How about never? Is never good for you?

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

I'm not being rude, you're just insignificant.

If I throw a stick, will you leave?

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.