Making Donuts


The City Health Inspector walks into a new restaurant unannounced and takes a seat to where he can see the kitchen.

While he is sitting there, an order goes back for a pizza.

The chef appears and the Health Inspector nearly chokes when he see that he is not wearing a shirt.

As if the Health Inspector didn't already have enough fuel for his citation writing pen, the chef proceeded to grab a lump of pizza dough and press it out flat on his bare chest. Appalled, the Health Inspector had barely finished writing up this infraction when an order came back for a hamburger.

The cook proceeded to grab a handful of ground meat and pressed it into a perfect patty in his armpit.

Shocked and bewildered, the Health Inspector called for the manager and explained the gravity of the deplorable conditions he had seen.