Sign Your Co-Worker Is A Hacker:

Sign Your Co-Worker Is A Hacker:

  • Everyone who ticks him or her off gets a $26,000 phone bill.

  • Has won the Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes three years running.

  • When asked for their phone number, they give it in hex.

  • Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down.

  • Somehow gets HBO on their PC at work.

  • Mumbled, "Oh, puh-leeeez!" 295 times during the movie "The Net."

  • Massive 401k contribution made in half-cent increments.

  • Their video dating profile lists "public-key encryption" among turn-ons.

  • Instead of the "Welcome" voice on AOL, you overhear, "Good Morning, Mr./Mrs. President."

  • You hear them murmur, "Let's see you use that VISA card now, Professor "I-Don't-Give-A's-In-Computer-Science!"