Computer Problems

It's great because I'm now perfect. Anything that is wrong I can blame on my computer.

Experts say that soon every home will have a computer. That's great because then our personal lives can be just as screwed up as things are at the office.

The computer has revolutionized business. It used to take months to find out you were broke.

To err is human, but to really screw up requires a computer.

Go ahead and put it on the computer. At least you'll know where it is even though you can't find it again.

Kids used to forget their homework. Now they claim it's lost in the computer.

You get your kids a new computer and they bring home the same old report cards.

Computers perform complex calculations in one hundred thousandth of a second, and send out invoices ten days late.