Dictonary of a Computer

So you think you know what most computer acronyms really mean? . . . Think again.

CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months

IBM: I Blame Microsoft or I Bought Macintosh

PCMCIA: People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

ISDN: It Still Does Nothing

APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

DEC: Do Expect Cuts

CA: Constant Acquisitions

OS/2: Obsolete Soon Too,

SCSI: System Can't See It

DOS: Defunct Operating System

BASIC: Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control

WWW: World Wide Wait