Church Bulletin Bloopers

  • The cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer Conference includes meals.
  • Morning sermon: Jesus Walks on the Water. Evening sermom: Searching for Jesus.
  • Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands.
  • Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children
  • Potluck supper at 5 p.m. Prayer and medication to follow.
  • The associate minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge, Up Yours."