A couple, aged 65 and 67, went to the doctor's office. They insisted on seeing the physician together. He asked them, "What can I do for you?"

The man replied, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"

The Doctor looked confused, but agreed. When the couple had finished, the doctor said, "There is nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." They paid the receptionist $30.00 and left.

This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have intercourse, pay the doctor, and leave. Finally, the doctor asked, "Please explain, just exactly what are you trying to find out?"

The old man responded, "We're not trying to find out anything. She is married, so we can't go to her house. I am married and we can't go to my house. The Sheraton Hotel charges $92.00, and the Hilton Hotel charges $67.00. We do it here for $30.00, and I get $24.00 back from the insurance company for an office visit!"