HELLO - Welcome to my BACK PORCH!! Grab a Rootbeer and relax on the porch swing or one of the deck chairs. There's plenty of room for everyone.
I love good humor- don't you? I've tired to collect some good jokes to share with you here on the back porch. Here's one to start you off. *smile* There is also a drop down menu to more back porch humor.
A man stoppped at a florist shop after work
to pick up roses for his wife.
As the clerk was putting on the finishing touches on bouquet,
another man burst through the door,
breathlessly requesting a dozen red roses.
"I'm sorry," the clerk said.
"This man just ordered our last bunch."
The desperate customer turned to the other man and begged,
"May I please have those roses?"
"What happened?" the first man asked.
"Did you forget your wedding anniversary?"
"It's even worse than that,
the second man confided.
"I broke my wife's hard drive."
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