|Peter Griffin is the father of this not-quite-so-average family unit of middle-class New Englanders. Lois is Peter's loving wife who struggles to maintain a modicum of normalcy in their home life. Rounding out the Griffin household are their children: teen queen Meg; 13-year-old slacker Chris; and their youngest child Stewie, a diabolically clever baby who's already set on conquering the world. And then there's Brian, the brainiest of the bunch, who also happens to be the family dog.|
Occupation: Product-safety inspector at the "Happy Go-Lucky Toy Company"
Name: Lois Griffin
Occupation: Housewife/Piano Teacher
Name: Meg Griffin
Occupation: High School Student
Name: Chris Griffin
Occupation: 8th Grade Student
Name: Stewie Gilligan Griffin
Occupation: Seeking world domination
Name: Brian Griffin
Occupation: Man's Best Friend
Peter : But where are those good old fashioned values?
Meg, Chris, Brian and Stewie : On which we used to rely?
Everyone: Lucky there's a family guy! Lucky there's a man who, positively can do, all the things that make us...
Stewie: F'in Cry!
Everyone : He's... Our... Fam... ily.. Guy!