We all know boys are dumb, so here is the list that we(not just me) have compiled of reasons about their dumbness.They were written in our very boring classes at school. Also check out
Why we love boys and the list Mark sent out of Why girls are dumb Also read this Man-Hating Poem The newest edition Why We Are Pathetic And I've also decided to put some Pictures up, so enjoy! And year three will be added soon
They just are
They are morons
They change their minds everyday
One day they like you, the next day they don't.
Sometimes they smell funny
If they don't think with their balls, they are shy as hell
They lie about stuff you did
They never seem to remember anything
I hate them
They forget to call when they promise they will
They're all talk
Their penises are inadequate, a dildo can replace them
a guy once said "a pussy's a pussy"
They want to be "just friends" with all the benefits, then they leave hickeys on your neck
They act like they like you so you get all excited then they end up going out with dumb skanky girls
They're cheap, rather spend money on beer than you
They CUM too soon
never choose me(always choose someone else) because "Olcran is just my friend"
They would rather smoke up than spend time with you
They would rather have "ground beef" than "prime rib"
They're afraid of you
They think you're mean for no reason at all
They assume things
They think we care about their penises, no we don't, they're kind of ugly
just cause you're flirty and "friends" that means you like them
They think that all girls masturbate, alot of us don't
Their fascination with lesbians
They think you want to hear all about their trips to the strip clubs
The scrawnier they are, the dumber they are
They're just big babies!
They think that just cause you fool around with them, it means that you're in love with and want them after, sometimes girls are horny too!
They always say dumbasas things that piss you off
They harass your best friend to find out things about you but refuse to talk to you themselves even though they are going out with you
They are obsessed with what underwear you're wearing
They think we want to hear hot hot Jennifer Lopez and Britney Spears are
Their friends always come first even if they already made plans with you
Won't call or return your calls for days and days then make lame excuses
Lead you on with their cute ways then go for someone else
They play with your minds
They stay with their ex-girlfriends because they're scared even though they hate them
They're desperate
They won't make up their minds
They talk in stupid voices
When you catch them staring at your chest
They don't act like the boyfriends in the movies...you'd think they would learn
They don't appreciate the need for shoes(many many pairs in different colors)
They mess your hair
When then show you how strong they are by beating you at wrestling and pin you down
They say they're goping to drive and then they get drunk and you're stuck
When they bug you about your driving when they don't even drive
When they mumble on the phone
They tuck their jeans into their shoes
They slap your ass
When you keep asking them questions and they never ask anything about you
When they have to "top you up"(whatever they did is always better than you)
They make you drive so they can get drunk
They work at the liquor cellar
If they want to come over/do something they will force their way into your house
When scrawny guys wear tight shirts
They cut off their hockey hair
They DON't cut off their hockey hair
They hit on you then on your friend
They don't shave regularly
They get kicked out of bars for being asses in the girls bathroom
When you end up having to pay for everything!
They shave their legs and love it
name their penises
pretend that they are your friend but they really want more....then don't talk to you if you aren't interested
show up at your house drunk in the middle of the night....isn't that romantic!
KEVIN!!!! need we say more
when they lead you on and then you find out they have a girlfriend
male PMS....and they think it doesn't exist
whenever we're in a bad mood it's automatically blamed on PMS
pierce their belly buttons....why?
get caught up in losing their virginity..."You're a man now!"
think it's amazing when they drink tons, but really when they can barely talk---it's disgusting
How much they drink, the size of their penis, and how many people they've slept with measures their manhood
they seem to have a fascination with getting naked together
They bash boy bands but secretly they adore them
Their obsession with breasts---they're just fat
they rely too much on their dumbass friends and trying to be like them
When they think that they are party sluts when they aren't
That they think that if you and a guy are talkingthat it actuallymeans you're giving him head
They're too chicken to try anything, they expect you too
They can't understand that the world does not revolve around them
They're dumb cause they either can't/won't take the hint
would rather do anything in the world than have a real serious conversation.....unlesss they know that they will get actionafter.
do/or say little things that will totally hurt you and they don't even know they did anything wrong
act like they like you and call you all the time, then ask if your best friend will go out with them.
They are obsessed with getting head, and sometimes lie about it
They try to get you drunk so they can take advantage of you even though they are gross.
They call you at 3:30am and want you to come over
you only talk when you're both drunk, otherwise nothing, then you spit on their stupid car
get all cute and nice and like they really care about you then the next day they treat you like a stranger
cheated on me with my best friend after 1 1/2 years
won't pick you up from your house on your 1st date.They make you walk to McD's in the winter to get picked up. then he makes 3 girls fall in the crosswalk, cuz he didn't see them till you screamed
they never say what they are actually thinking
They bash boy bands but secretly they adore them
Only start talking to you the night or day before a big party b/c they know you'll be drunk and they think they can get some ass
Say the cutest things in the world to you when you're......and they succeed in taking advantage of you...the next day you wonder why the hell you even thought about touching them
have bets about everything(games)
get paid by their friends for getting girls to flash them
they use you to cheat on their girlfriends
After almost 2 years think that not calling for 2 weeks is "OK"
decide that even after you aren't going out, thar he has the right to get involved in your personal life
lie through their teeth and think they've gotten away with it
They don't dump you, even though they don't like you anymore.
They pee anywhere they can, just b/c they can stand up.
You can't bend over cuz they'll talk about your ass and compare it to other girls
They think lesbianism turns us on too
They think we love porn
We are always up for having a threesome
How they expect you to look perfect but bitch about anorexia and how long it takes you to get ready
How they talk about how other girls look right in front of you
tapered jeans aren't cool
they have multiple personalities
You repeatedly catch them staring at you, but it means nothing
They can't express themselves, unless it's about sex
They lie to you when they know your boyfriend is cheating
When you catch them doing something horrible, they say, "I don't know what you're talking about."
They call you and then make no attempt at a conversation, they expect you to all the work
They think it's funny to tell guys that you aren't interested in at all, that you are
They can act as slutty as they want and there's nothing wrong with it, but girls can't
why guys are dumb....one word----TESTOSTERONE----
They keep score on everything----it's always a competetion (but then so do we)
They think farting is hilarious--the smellier the better
Hot guys are assholes, nice ones are ugly...or gay
they dress funny
"SALE" shirts are not cool
They are dirty, both physically and mentally
When they get in large groups the human species de-evolves 10 million years
How they can break your heart without giving you any reasons
How they have to apologize everday cause they do or say something stupid
Their new psycho girlfriends stalk you!(crazy bitch)
They think that just cause you're best friends that they have the right to touch any part of your body that they want
They love you and you're the one after 3 conversations
Shaving body hair that normally isn't, not just the legs, and then showing you when they're 2 weeks old
They tell all their friends how far the two of you have gone
They make stupid jokes
They don't think before they talk
They make bets to see who can grab the worst spot on you
They hold you down and dry rape you when you can't move
They openly masturbate in front of you
Walk around with their schlong hangin down
They look at playboys and watch porn at the same time
They lock you in bathrooms and won't let you out, and put their hand up your shirt
They stick their head in your chest, make sucky noises and say, "Mama, Mama"
They have masturbating contests
They measure their penises together
They're obsessed with boobs and make you feel inadequate if you don't have any
They tell you that they'll pay for your boob job when you're married
Think that we purposely wear our purse straps between our boobs, so they'll look, no that's just how they go, if we wanted you to look we'd wear something low cut
They never call back!GRRRRR
They like to point out in front of everyone when you're nipply....and act as if we can really help it when it's cold out
Oh Yeah for sure! we don't comment on shrinkage all the time
They "finish" before us
They don't "complete" the job
They want to wear your thongs
Just because we have an ICA club doesn't mean we're desperate, we're picky, you would take anyone you could get
They think that if you're tattoed and pierced that it means you're easy
They wear you bra on their head
They try your bra on
When they don't shave(especially if all they can grow is a pube stash) Olcran says ewwww
even though they aren't in kindergarted they think that making fun of you and giving you face washes is a productive way to flirt
They don't shave and think you enjoy getting scratched from their whiskers
Think it's funny to give you hickeys in noticeable places
Your embarassment is hysterical to them
They find it funny to pin you down and have tickle wars, but really it hurts
They think it's funny when you throw up
They come to your work drunk and yell cocktease really loud from the aisles
They think we actually enjoy watching them play playstation all night
They get mad/jealous when we have girls nights....cause they all know what truly goes on at girls nights, we can't hide it anymore
When you tell them how to be healthy and they don't listen!
When they want to get laid and you actually want to watch the movie
They forget stuff at your house or in your car
when they yell Hodi! or Hare! or Huddy!
They think that girls talk nehind their friends back, but they do the same thing
They like spreading gossip as much as girls but act like they don't
just b/c you're nice to them they take it to meaning you like them and try to get action...even though you don't like them
Think b/c you fooled around with one guy, you'll become the town bicycle and fool around with them too
They do have bigger mouths than girls
drink too much and don't remember anything in the morning
strip(and we're not talking about the men on ladies night!)
laugh@ blond jokes...guys can be blond too!
act overconfident when they have no reason to
guys can't handle shots as well as females! it's been proven over and over again
when they are insecure and won't let you go in public
The way they play games---they won't break up with a girl unless there is another one waiting
Think girls will wait around forever
boxers briefs are extremely unattractive
pretend like they are really interested in talking to you but they are really picturing you naked
