24 December 2000 ~ Politically incorrect: an Aaron and Helena adventure...

An excerpt from my Christmas Eve entry from last year:

...So Aaron and I went through a few of the junk boxes. We threw together a broken camera, a tape recorder the size of my bathroom, some pens, some junk jewelry, an ugly beanie baby, and some other assorted trash. We stuffed it all into a Honeybaked Ham container, and Aaron wrote on the side, "To: homeless people! From, Homeless Santa and his reindeer! Merry Christmas, homeless people!" Then, we trucked it on down to Wall Street, looked once in all directions, left the junk, and drove away as fast as we could, giggling madly.

Merry Christmas, homeless people.

"We did a community service!" insisted Aaron. "We're LITTERBUGS!" I insisted back. "Wanna go to Denny's?" he asked. "Sure!" I replied.

I love you, Aaron Jesús Leroy. If I didn't, I would forever ruin your future political career by posting a link to the "holiday" card you sent me last year. Ya fucken weirdo. Gahd bless us, every one.

Love and laughter,
~Helena*

...and do you KNOW how much that freaking beenie baby is worth now???