25 September 2000 ~ Helena's chickens...

I would be more likely to respond to my email if I got fewer emails with titles like these:
"Subject: FOR SALE: Antique Aircraft & Chicken Farm in Ireland (22045)"

*eyes rolling* What the fuck would I do with a chicken farm in Ireland? Or, for that matter, a loan, increased sexual potency, or a hot teen named Christy? I don't think I could handle any of those things...

~Helena*