01 August 2002
~ The Russian mafia and the unfortunate demise of Sammy Soul Mate...
02 August 2002
~ Parallel parking with Ayn Rand...
03 August 2002
~ Language: a guided meditation with Helena...
07 August 2002
~ Judy's turn...
13 August 2002
~ Mountain Dew tastes like shit...
15 August 2002
~ Four boxes of spaghetti, the quilt-guild feud, "Jesus is Lord," and other stories of Helena's friends' mothers...
18 August 2002
~ Umbrellas are for tourists and sissies...
20 August 2002
~ Devil's haircut...
21 August 2002
~ Within walking distance of a body of water...
23 August 2002
~ Bare midriff...
24 August 2002
~ Six car pile-up...
28 August 2002
~ Rectal hickies...
30/31 August 2002
~ Reading between the lines with Professor Foster...
31 August 2002
~ I didn't mean anything else by it...