01 August 2001 ~ Amending the list to avoid the slaughter...

"There are three things that I like," Amanda exclaimed upon awakening from her first long trance. "These are: the butterfly, the cactus, and the Infinite Goof."
Later, she amended the list to include mushrooms and motorcycles.
--Tom Robbins, "Another Roadside Attraction."

Right now, there are three things that I like: kissing, orange juice, and The "Beef" Song by Aaron Copland. This list gets amended once every three or four minutes, sometimes more often than that, but right now, at this very moment, those are my favorites, and right now, I like those things a LOT. Rather, I like thinking about them a lot, because I ran out of orange juice, I'm alone and therefore have no one to kiss right now, and the neighbors are going to fucking slaughter me with forks, Bic pens, and pairs of plastic scissors if I play The "Beef" Song one more time.

Maybe it's time to amend the list and include some more stuff. Like, for example, mushrooms, which I am about to make for dinner.

Love,
~Helena*