I was going to post this awhile ago, but forgot about it until now...
Tue, Mar. 04, 2003
Naked Jogger in N.Y. Continues Streak
Associated Press
BINGHAMTON, N.Y. - The naked jogger of New York has struck. Again.
His latest appearance was in a Binghamton downtown parking garage around lunch time Tuesday, just as temperatures rose to nearly freezing.
And, as in each of his previous runs, he eluded police who rushed to the scene.
An employee said the streaker has been seen running around the six-level parking garage at least 20 times since last August. The last time was in late November.
Police said they can't figure out how he's able to get dressed and emerge from the garage undetected.
Can you believe it? A crazed streaker ("crazed," that is, because it's FUCKEN COLD OUT in March in Binghamton), and none of my friends has 'fessed up! Come on, guys. I know it's got to be SOMEBODY I've hung out with; give it up; you know you want to tell me it was you... A six-level parking garage downtown? If I'm not mistaken, that's the one across the street from Java Joe's... Heh! Imagine the looks on the faces of all those nice lawyers during the J.J.'s lunch rush! HA!
~Helena*