say my name, bitch!

i've been wanting your undivided attention

Testing, Testing


What Flavour Are You? Cor blimey, I taste like Tea.Cor blimey, I taste like Tea.

I am a subtle flavour, quiet and polite, gentle, almost ambient. My presence in crowds will often go unnoticed. Best not to spill me on your clothes though, I can leave a nasty stain. What Flavour Are You?
(If you were not tea, you would be lemon.)
What Flavour Are You? Mmm, I am Lemon Flavoured.Mmm, I am Lemon Flavoured.

I am bitter and twisted. Expect from me acerbic humour and sharp commentary. While I may seem nasty at first, I'm actually quite good company if I like you, so long as you don't mind a bit of cutting to the chase. What Flavour Are You?


I Am A: Chaotic Good Half-Elf Ranger Bard

Alignment:
Chaotic Good characters are independent types with a strong belief in the value of goodness. They have little use for governments and other forces of order, and will generally do their own things, without heed to such groups.

Race:
Half-Elves are a cross between a human and an elf. They are smaller, like their elven ancestors, but have a much shorter lifespan. They are sometimes looked down upon as half-breeds, but this is rare. They have both the curious drive of humans and the patience of elves.

Primary Class:
Rangers are the defenders of nature and the elements. They are in tune with the Earth, and work to keep it safe and healthy.

Secondary Class:
Bards are the entertainers. They sing, dance, and play instruments to make other people happy, and, frequently, make money. They also tend to dabble in magic a bit.

Deity:
Solonor Thelandria is the Chaotic Good elven god of archery and the hunt. He is also known as the Keen Eye, the Great Archer, and the Forest Hunter. His followers respect nature, and only hunt when needed, but are quick to defend the forest from intruders. Their favorite weapon is the bow, and they tend to be extremely talented with it. Solonor Thelandria's symbol is an arrow with green fletchings.

Find out What D&D Character Are You?, courtesy ofNeppyMan (e-mail)

Sweet.


take the "which country are you?" quiz here.  by littlelamb.




Go Faeries!!
Take the What Faery Are You? Quiz!
This quiz was made by lia


Interestingly, I took this after I took the Brit test.

It's too true, though... ;P

[If I were an online test, I would be How British Are You?]

I'm How British Are You?!

I know the differences between Brits and Americans, and I'm just so glad to tell you all about them. I won't say too much, though, or I'll exceed my daily bandwidth limit. Again.

Click here to find out which test you are!



Which Colossal Death Robot Are You?



I am 65% British, just like
Sir Elton John
Roots in the UK, the rest of your hair is in the US.


Take the Brit Quiz at
www.darrenlondon.tripod.com/britquiz1.htm

Quiz written by Daz


So I took the "Which Greek Goddess Are You?" test, and when I clicked "Who Am I?" FIVE windows opened. It says next to the button, "(If more than one window opens, there was a tie.)" Which apparently means I have five goddesses? I don't know! But I guess here they all are:

See which Greek Goddess you are.

I note that the author of these captions has a fondness for the phrase "way cool." ;)


What Video Game Character Are You?

What Video Game Character Are You? I am Mario.I am Mario. I like to jump around, and would lead a fairly serene and aimless existence if it weren't for my friends always getting into trouble. I love to help out, even when it puts me at risk. I seem to make friends with people who just can't stay out of trouble.

(If you were not Mario you would be Kong.) Strong and passionate, I tend to be misunderstood, sometimes even feared. I don't want to fight, I don't want to cause trouble, all I ask is a little love, and a little peace. If I don't get what I want, I get angry, and throw barrels and flaming oil at whatever's stopping me.

Heh! Maybe there's more to these tests than I originally thought.



Take the What Should Your New Year's Resolution Be? Quiz

ahahahahahhaaha.... *grin*



Your Existing Situation Dissatisfied. The need to escape continued involvement with her present circumstances makes it imperative for her to find some solution. (Your Existing Situation Persistent. Demands what she feels to be her due and endeavors to maintain her position intact.)

Your Stress Sources Feels unappreciated and finds the existing situation threatening. Wants personal recognition and the esteem of others to compensate for the lack of like-minded people with whom to ally herself and make herself more secure. Her sensual self-restraint makes it difficult for her to give herself, but the resulting isolation leads to the urge to surrender and merge with another. This disturbs her as she regards such instincts as weaknesses to be overcome; only by not succumbing to them, she feels, can she withstand the difficulties of the situation. Wants to be valued as a desirable associate and admired for her personal qualities.

Your Restrained Characteristics Feels that she is burdened with more than her fair share of problems. However, she sticks to her goals and tries to overcome her difficulties by being flexible and accommodating. (Has high emotional demands and is willing to involve herself in a close relationship, but not with any great depth of feeling. Clings to her belief that her hopes and ideas are realistic, but needs encouragement and reassurance. Applies very exacting standards to her choice of a partner and wants guarantees against loss or disappointment.)

Your Desired Objective Longs for tenderness and for a sensitivity of feeling into which she can blend. Responsive to anything esthetic and tasteful. (Demands that ideas and emotions shall merge and blend perfectly. Refuses to make any concessions or to accept any compromises.)

Your Actual Problem Depleted vitality has created an intolerance for any further stimulation, or demands on her resources. A feeling of powerlessness subjects her to agitation and acute distress. Tries to escape from this by relinquishing the struggle, and by finding peaceful and restful conditions in which to recuperate in an atmosphere of affection and security.


And apparently, these are my AD&D stats. Right.

Str: 9
Int: 13
Wis: 16
Dex: 16
Con: 15
Chr: 17




Which Internal Organ are you?



Take the Take the Corporate Mascot Test



hmmm...

You have a very simple view of life, and it takes a lot of convincing to get you to break your routine. You seem to overreact over petty things, and your one track mind keeps you from focusing in on your main problem: the fact that you never let go of the past. You're too busy thinking about what used to be that you don't notice the wonderful things you have right in front of you. You fail to appreciate your interesting adventures because of the broken record playing in your head: "I'm not even supposed to be here today!"
Take The "Which Kevin Smith Male Are You?" Quiz!!


I couldn't have asked for a better surprise when I took this random quiz. I'm in love with this man. How did they KNOW?

M * A * S * H

You will marry LEGOLAS from Lord of the Rings, live in an ancient elven palace in the middle of the forest, and spend your days walking on top of snow and rowing ivory boats and just being beautiful.

What's YOUR M * A * S * H future?

Ehehehe... it must be fate. ;)


Legolas

Legolas Greenleaf

If I were a character in The Lord of the Rings, I would be Legolas, Elf, a son of the King of Mirkwood.

In the movie, I am played by Orlando Bloom.

Who would you be?
Zovakware Lord of the Rings Test

Okay.. I guess I can deal with that, since Legolas doesn't have a wife.

Anyway, are we picking up on a bit of a theme here? :P


WORD TO THE WISE:

The Weather in Hell

always check the weather before you leave the house.


~i am a bonfire, i am a vampire~

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~easier said than done~

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~here i am wandering down a darkened road~

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~i would've sung so loudly~

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~colors show after the moon~

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~the arrow goes straight through my heart~

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~soft spoken with a broken jaw~

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~imitation is the highest form of flattery~

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~we need to find like-minded companions~

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~cast into the world with apple eyes~

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~say my name, bitch!~

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