ANTI-FOWLEY SONGS AND JOKES

"kill kill kill the FOWL
Kill the freakin' FOWL!
merrily merrily merrily merrily
we kill the freakin' FOWL."

One of the wonderful members of the PPoS
came up with that and as soon as I find out which
one it was I'll credit them :)
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THE PREMIERE SONG~By jenn

99 FOWLeys tacked up on the wall
99 ones that are FOWL ...
take one down, smash it around
98 FOWLeys tacked up on the wall!
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JOKES BY JEWLZ


Q. What's the difference between Fowley and an onion?
A. No one cries when you chop up Fowley.

Q. What's the difference between Fowley and a trampoline?
A. You take off your shoes when you jump on a trampoline.

Q. If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust for directions:
Fowley, an out-of-tune bagpipe player, or Santa Claus?
A. The out-of-tune bagpipe player. The other two indicate you have been hallucinating. Q. What's the difference between a dead snake in the road and dead
Fowley in the road? A. Skid marks in front of the snake. Q. What is Fowley's range? A. Twenty yards if you have a good arm. Q. Why is Fowley like lightning? A. She rarely strikes the same spot twice. Q. What do you call Fowley at the bottom of the ocean? A. A good start. Q. What's the definition of "optimism" A. Fowley with a beeper.

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