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Ok so I know most of you must have seen those emails saying.....I am from Afirca and I have a great deal for you, just give my your bank account number and I'll transfer lots of money into it and you can keep 30% right? Well I come home from my trip and there's this IM from someone I dont' know. So i try to find out who he is...well it turns out it's one of those guys from the email hahaha.... So I decide...well I'm bored let's f*ck with him...... here's the conversation so far....i've got some things in store so stay tuned!!!!! Chapter 1: The Introduction Notice how he really cares what is going to happen to me when I say I'm going to be shot or stabbed.... This guy will be on his knees making shrines to LiquidClown before it's over believe you me.... ME (12:01:07 AM): Sorry I didn't respond I wasn't at home. Who is this?

FRANK (12:01:31 AM): i am frank

FRANK (12:01:35 AM): abt u

ME (12:01:55 AM): name is Mike...do I know you?

FRANK (12:02:14 AM): ok

FRANK (12:02:23 AM): so where are u from

ME (12:02:50 AM): I'm sorry? How'd you come across my name?

FRANK (12:03:23 AM): i am an africa man in nigeria

FRANK (12:03:56 AM): i saw ur contact in yahoo

FRANK (12:04:10 AM): i said i should buzz u can ur asstant is need

FRANK (12:04:12 AM): here

FRANK (12:04:19 AM): in africa

ME (12:04:28 AM): Is that right?

FRANK (12:04:36 AM): cool

ME (12:04:47 AM): How can I be of assistance?

FRANK (12:04:56 AM): let me introduce my self i am

FRANK (12:05:10 AM): Dr frank smith

FRANK (12:05:20 AM): i am from africa in nigeria

ME (12:05:46 AM): Wow cool a doctor

FRANK (12:06:35 AM): i have a buiness client of min who want to transfer some heavy money but due to some security ur asistance is need

FRANK (12:07:09 AM): and u shall be on ur own percentage with wiil be 30%

FRANK (12:07:12 AM): for u

FRANK (12:07:31 AM): afrter funds have been transfer to ur account

ME (12:07:56 AM): 30% is ALOT

ME (12:08:00 AM): how much money?

FRANK (12:08:04 AM): yea

FRANK (12:08:15 AM): take ur time my man

FRANK (12:08:33 AM): i want u to know that u are a very lucky man

ME (12:08:52 AM): I feel VERY lucky, almost like I win a big red car that has loud horn!

FRANK (12:09:07 AM): yea

FRANK (12:09:12 AM): it cool

FRANK (12:09:19 AM): where are u now

ME (12:10:06 AM): I am in City of Light and Angels and all that is Holy, I help to run this city. The city is named AydenVille

FRANK (12:10:51 AM): woww......ilike that

FRANK (12:11:03 AM): so let go to buiness

FRANK (12:11:06 AM): right

ME (12:11:50 AM): Yes we should, but I must first sleep tonight it is late and I must run the city early in the morning

FRANK (12:12:06 AM): the money is over $26,000,000

FRANK (12:12:19 AM): and i will need ur phone number

FRANK (12:12:23 AM): to call u

FRANK (12:12:27 AM): and talk

FRANK (12:12:29 AM): more

FRANK (12:12:45 AM): then i will fax all document to u

ME (12:13:22 AM): Ok but first I must sleep. Tomorrow we talk!

FRANK (12:14:01 AM): ok

FRANK (12:14:19 AM): but frist u can give me ur phone number so i can contact u

ME (12:14:40 AM): Tomorrow I send you message. I have to ask other boss if it ok to give number....it is secret number

FRANK (12:14:51 AM): then we make all arrangement

FRANK (12:15:07 AM): look i want u to know that this is between me and u

FRANK (12:15:13 AM): not just anybody

ME (12:15:29 AM): Oh I don't tell anyone....I fell super dooper lucky

ME (12:15:47 AM): Goodnight Frank

FRANK (12:15:49 AM): this is a special job

FRANK (12:16:04 AM): we need to contact each other more

ME (12:16:21 AM): Very special, that is why I must sleep to think about what I will do with lots of money.... I will send you message tomorrow after I work

FRANK (12:16:36 AM): ok

FRANK (12:16:43 AM): that will be fine

FRANK (12:16:57 AM): but here is my private cell number

FRANK (12:17:05 AM): +23453152521

FRANK (12:17:39 AM): u can call me tommoro so i can explan more to u

FRANK (12:17:53 AM): so i can fax all legal document to u

FRANK (12:18:01 AM): ok

ME (12:18:31 AM): Ok I may do that if I have time

ME (12:18:45 AM): Sorry our town just had a murder I had to make call

FRANK (12:18:51 AM): ok do so we can get along

ME (12:19:15 AM): i will you good perple frank thank you for being like god

FRANK (12:19:34 AM): it ok

FRANK (12:19:41 AM): u are just lucky

FRANK (12:19:57 AM): and remeber all good thing have good ending

ME (12:20:54 AM): very good said.....now I must go and pray to God named LiquidClown or he be upset with me and I no get money

FRANK (12:21:24 AM): ok

FRANK (12:21:43 AM): but try to give me ur cell number so i can call u

FRANK (12:22:00 AM): and fax other legal document to u

ME (12:22:10 AM): ok, i must ask other boss to make sure it ok

ME (12:22:31 AM): but I talk to you after the moon sets and the sun rises and LiquidClown brings blessed thigns to me

FRANK (12:22:56 AM): look i told u it ok i am a very honest person

FRANK (12:23:12 AM): and doctor by proffession ME (12:23:36 AM): I knwo this I trstus you but my boss need to say ko or I get in truble

FRANK (12:24:25 AM): look this is between me and u with God and remenber hugu money like this are kept secrct

ME (12:24:59 AM): oh very secrct but my bss is also my husband so he must have money too

FRANK (12:25:18 AM): yea

FRANK (12:25:22 AM): that is cool

FRANK (12:25:33 AM): if here is ur husband

FRANK (12:25:48 AM): tell me tonight

FRANK (12:26:25 AM): u both discuss so i will know how to make arrangement with u and come over to see u in ur country

ME (12:26:45 AM): oh yes I make you nice home here for holiday

ME (12:26:47 AM): but now I must go

FRANK (12:26:54 AM): and u will trust and belive that it is legal and cool

ME (12:27:12 AM): oh very much you are trust person

FRANK (12:27:25 AM): thanks

FRANK (12:27:39 AM): and may God countion to bless u

FRANK (12:27:41 AM): amen

ME (12:28:03 AM): amen and praise be to LiquidClown

FRANK (12:28:18 AM): hope to here from u soon and pray very well so all can go we too

ME (12:28:32 AM): yes I pray to

FRANK (12:28:46 AM): give me ur email address so i can send u mail too

ME (12:29:21 AM): my email is *****@yahoo.com

FRANK (12:29:29 AM): at least a contact from u

FRANK (12:29:30 AM): ok

FRANK (12:29:53 AM): here is my mail too *****@yahoo.com

ME (12:30:08 AM): thank you dear friend frank

FRANK (12:30:19 AM): it cool

ME (12:30:49 AM): goodbye until the moon sets and the sun rises........now say with me "Praise be to LiquidClown"

FRANK (12:31:07 AM): i will contact u so i will tell u wht to do and how to arrange it all

FRANK (12:31:19 AM): praise be to him

FRANK (12:31:21 AM): ok

ME (12:31:24 AM): ok

ME (12:31:34 AM): but it is Praise to LiquidClown........not him

FRANK (12:32:05 AM): praise be to liquidclown

FRANK (12:32:19 AM): make suru u call me

FRANK (12:32:21 AM): ok

FRANK (12:32:26 AM): u have my number

FRANK (12:32:30 AM): cAll

ME (12:33:11 AM): I will try....goodbye till the moon sets and the sun rises..... ALL PRAISE TO LIQUIDCLOWN for this great man frank! I am lucky

FRANK (12:33:44 AM): nice meeting u my friend

FRANK (12:33:46 AM): yea

FRANK (12:34:10 AM): give me a call ok

ME (12:34:31 AM): I must try but I will send you message 1000000% sure

FRANK (12:34:44 AM): ok

FRANK (12:34:52 AM): u are in which country now

FRANK (12:35:16 AM): tell me

ME (12:35:33 AM): in US....i must go or I am to be shot by gun

FRANK (12:35:44 AM): it ok

FRANK (12:35:53 AM): i just wish i could call u

FRANK (12:36:03 AM): so all can go well

ME (12:36:58 AM): it will btu now I go so I no be dead

FRANK (12:37:23 AM): and remember u will still need to come to africa here to sign as the next of kin as the owner of the money

FRANK (12:37:56 AM): cause we are transfering the money to ur account

FRANK (12:38:03 AM): ok

ME (12:38:25 AM): I like Africa I have monther in Kenya because she is British/German........oh no here come man with gun must run!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ME (12:38:29 AM): BYE FRANK till tomorrow

FRANK (12:38:52 AM): just call me so we can talk more cause i know now

FRANK (12:39:22 AM): get back to me

FRANK (12:39:23 AM): ok

FRANK (12:39:29 AM): bye my friend

ME (12:39:40 AM): bye oh no he is coming with knife and gun........tomorrow!

FRANK (12:39:54 AM): hope to here from u soon

FRANK (12:40:22 AM): everything will be fine

FRANK (12:40:24 AM): ok

FRANK (12:40:42 AM): wht is ur name again

FRANK (12:40:44 AM): pls

ME (12:41:00 AM): Sir Mike of His Magesty.......bye!

FRANK (12:41:21 AM): ok