Rule #1 If it don't go "BOOM"!!, it's a dirt problem.
Rule #2 Never, under any circumstamces, leave a woman un-attended while there are AMMO troops in the vicinity.
Rule #3 Foul language is a trait inherent to AMMO troops.
Rule #4 Do not turn your back on an un-opened, or for that fact, an open alcoholic beverage.
Rule #5 Always trust an AMMO troop, they will only lie to you for your own protection.
Rule #6 Always let an AMMO troop drive, they know where they are going, unfortunately, they don't always know where they are at.
Rule #7 Never let an Ammo troop file anything. (enough said)
Rule #8 Do not attemt to scare an AMMO troop, you never know what they have in their hands.
Rule #9 Do not lie to an AMMO troop, pay backs are a bitch!!!!
Rule #10 Do not attempt to embarress an AMMO troop, they do just fine on their own.
Rule #11 Periodic AMMO calls are mandatory for all AMMO troops. NON AMMO troops are encouraged to observe them, however, any pagan rituals observed must be kept secret at all costs.
Rule #12 Only regular and honorary AMMO troops are allowed to make AMMO calls. (i.e., IF You Ain't AMMO, You Ain't Shit!!!!)
Rule #13 If an AMMO troop breaks into a dead run, please try to keep up!!
Rule #14 Although friendly aquisition of munition, components, parts, or all up rounds is the preferred way, violence and all out thievery are also acceptable means of procurement.
Rule #15 AMMO troops are very supportive of the self-help program.
Rule #16 Do not place pets, fingers, hands, or any other limbs next to an AMMO troop while at a barbeque. (i.e., "feeding frenzy")
Rule #17 Un-attended women are always welcome at any AMMO social function. Note: See rule #1.
Rule #18 Tuxedos, suits, ties, and shiney oxfords are not acceptable dress standards for any AMMO troop.
Rule #19 AMMO troops tend to say what is on their minds, so feel free to be offended upon your departure.
Rule #20 If in doubt or there is a problem, refer to Rule #1.
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