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increasingly popularity. This website shows you all the details
and facts about this infamous overweight child who has
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no idea
that a website has been created about him. He's just that retarded!
Once you enter the Stumpy Information Database you can view
pictures of the asshole in action or listen to sound files he has
recorded for all his fans out there. You can also view the list of
lies that he has managed to rack up throughout his life even
though he claims [lies] he "never said any of that".
Although no one really likes stumpy, were sure you'll love his
website!
