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Movie Quotes

Love Actually
Prime Minister: "Whenever I get gloomy with the state of the world, I think about the arrivals gate at Heathrow Airport. General opinion's starting to make out that we live in a world of hatred and greed, but I don't see that. It seems to me that love is everywhere. Often it's not particularly dignified or newsworthy, but it's always there - fathers and sons, mothers and daughters, husbands and wives, boyfriends, girlfriends, old friends. When the planes hit the Twin Towers, as far as I know none of the phone calls from the people on board were messages of hate or revenge - they were all messages of love. If you look for it, I've got a sneaky feeling you'll find that love actually is all around."

Billy Mack : "Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don't buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they give you them for free."

The President : "I'll give you anything you ask for - as long as it's not something I don't want to give."

Natalie : "Hello, David. I mean "sir". Shit, I can't believe I've just said that. Oh and now I've gone and said "shit" - twice. I'm so sorry, sir."
Prime Minister : "It's fine, it's fine. You could've said "fuck", and then we'd have been in real trouble.
Natalie : "Thank you, sir. I did have an awful premonition that I was going to fuck up the first day. Oh piss-it!"

Cheaper by the Dozen
Tom: "You soaked his underwear in meat. That is so wrong. --Funny, but wrong."

Nora: "Oh honey, there just welcoming you into the family."
Hank : "They set me on fire."
Nora : "Just your pants."

Hank : "So, you guys popping another one anytime soon?"

Hank : "It's gettin' so as I can hardly go out in public any more. I mean, really, between the autograph hounds and the paparazzi... " Kate : "Autographs and everything? I mean, just the one commercial, and you have paparazzi?"
Hank : "Yeah. I've never actually seen them, but, you know, they hide in the bushes and get their shot."

Oceans Eleven
Reuben: "You guys are pros. The best. I'm sure you can make it out of the casino. Of course, lest we forget, once you're out the front door, you're still in the middle of the fucking desert!"

Reuben: "Second most successful robbery. The Flamingo in '71. This guy actually tasted fresh oxygen before they grabbed him. Of course, he was breathing out of a hose for the next three weeks. God damn hippy."

Office Space
Milton: "[talking on the phone] And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire."

Peter Gibbons: "I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are. We're looking up "money laundering" in the dictionary."

Finding Nemo
Dory: "I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my squishy Come on, squishy Come on, little squishy"

Dory: "Hey, look. "Esc-a-pay". Hey, it's spelled just like escape."

About a Boy
Will: "I'd be the worst possible Godfather. I'd probably drop her on her head at her christening. I'd forget all her birthdays until she was 18. Then I'd take her out and get her drunk. And, let's face it, quite possibly try and shag her"

Will: "Once you open your door to one person anyone can come in."

Will: "I'll tell you one thing. Men are bastards. After about ten minutes I wanted to cut my *own* penis off with a kitchen knife."

Ellie: "You like rap?"
Marcus : "A little. It's by black people mostly. And they're pretty angry most of the time. But sometimes they just want to have sex."

Gilmore Girls

"I didn't get into Harvard. I had SEX, but I didn't get into Harvard. If you had asked me last year which I thought was more likely, it WOULD NOT have been not getting into Harvard."--Paris

"For example, I can instantly deduce that when someone hears the name Paris in the same sentence with the word date, jaws will drop, confused looks will cover faces, words like ‘how’ and ‘why’ and Quick, Bob, get the children in the minivan because the world is obviously coming to an end!’ will immediately fly out of people’s mouths."--Paris

LORELAI: I am a grown woman.
RORY: Says the woman with the "Hello, Kitty" waffle iron.

LUKE: So, back from the ball huh?
LORELAI: Yes, I left behind a glass slipper and a business card in case the prince is really dumb.

"You can't always control who you're attracted to, you know. I think the whole Angelina Jolie/Billy Bob Thronton thing really proves that."--Lorelai

LORELAI: Stop saying mother like that.
RORY: Like what?
LORELAI: Like there's supposed to be another word after it.

LORELAI: Oh, but I got here early and there was nothing to do except feed gummy bears to the bomb-sniffing dogs which, apparently, the United States government frowns upon.
RORY: You got in trouble with the government while you were waiting for me?
LORELAI: Just a little.
RORY: How much is a little?
LORELAI: Learn Russian.

Rory: Wait Dean stop!
Dean: Why!
Rory: because I love you, you idiot