(Bang, Bang, Bang) This court will come to order! Richard Plantagenet, you stand accused of the following crimes:
"How do you plead?"
"Not Guilty"
And so the trial began. Witness after witness was called up. They all simply said, "Richard killed me," and sat down again. This took several days. The only time the defense ever came close to making a mark was when they claimed that it was not his fault that he was born ugly. This was eventually overturned because the judge decided that the reason he had been born ugly was as foreshadowing by Shakespeare to show his evilness. Finally it was time for the verdict. The judge banged his gavel and said: "Richard Plantagenet, I hereby sentence you to death by 42 lethal injections, as well as 207 life sentences and an additional 314 years in prison." They dragged him away kicking and screaming.
