One dark and stormy night, 6 figures walked slowly into Ye Olde Midevile Chinese Foode Shope. One was the Infamous King Richard III himself. Another was the Duke of Buckingham. Two more were King Edward and Clarence, the brothers of Richard. Another was Elizabeth, wife to King Edward. The final one was the exceedingly terrifiying David the Criminally Insane. They feasted on toficken, tofurkey, tofumplings, and tofu dogs. (Anne was a vegetarian). The only people who did not eat this were Richard, who ate human flesh, and David, who ate pizza. At the end of the meal, they recieved their amazingly appropriate fortune cookies. (So appropriate it's as if they were written with the particular person in mind). Here's what they said:
