6‹ WILD LIFE UNION MEMBERSHIP THE SIGN LANGUAGE READING LAB MONKEYS GATHERED TOGETHER WITH THEIR COMPUTER SMART SIGN LANGUAGE READING MONKEY FAMILY TO STUDY HOW TO SIGNAL THE HUNTED WILD ANIMALS OF THE HUMAN HUNTERS. THE FIRST IDEA WAS TO TRAIN THE HOMING PIGEON FAMILY TO TEACH THE HUNTED WILD ANIMALS SIGN LANGUAGE. THEN ANOTHER LAB MONKEY SUGGESTED THEY TEACH THE HUNTED WILD TURKEYS TO TEACH THE HUNTED WILD ANIMALS THE SIGN LANGUAGE. THEN STILL ANOTHER LAB MONKEY SUGGESTED THE LAB MONKEYS TEACH THE HUNTED WILD DUCKS THE SIGN LANGUAGE BECAUSE ALL THESE HUNTED WILD BIRDS MOVED FROM ONE AREA TO THE OTHER DURING HUMAN HUNTING SEASON. THE COMPUTER TRAINED NASA GRANDMOTHER AND GRANDFATHER LAB MONKEYS SUGGESTED THAT THEY CHAT WITH THE NASA COMPUTER TRAINED LAB MONKEYS AT THE NASA SPACE CENTER IN MISSISSIPPI SINCE THE LOUISIANA HUMAN HUNTERS GO TO MISSISSIPPI TO HUNT FOR WILD DEER MORE THAN THEY HUNT WILD DEER IN LOUISIANA. THE NASA COMPUTER TRAINED LAB MONKEYS SUGGESTED THAT THEY STUDY THE HUMAN HUNTERS MOVEMENTS IN ALL OF THE HUNTING AREAS BEFORE ANY KIND OF HUNTED WILD ANIMAL IS ASKED TO JOIN THE WILD LIFE UNION. THIS BEING SO CLOSE TO BANANA TIME ONE LAB MONKEY ASKED FOR THIS MEETING TO BE CALLED AJOURNED. THE LAB MONKEYS VOTED AND THE AYES WON. A SHORT BREAK WAS TAKEN AND THEN THE LAB MONKEYS WANTED TO ELECT A PRESIDENT OF THE WILD LIFE UNION. THE WISER OLD LAB MONKEYS SAID THAT WOULDN`T BE FAIR TO THE HUNTED WILD ANIMALS AND THEIR FAMILIES BECAUSE THEY WOULD NOT HAVE EQUAL RIGHTS FOR SUGGESTIONS OF SETTING THE BY LAWS OF THE WILD LIFE UNION. THE WISE OLD LAB MONKEY SAID FIRST WE HAVE TO DEVELOPE UNDERSTANDINGS BETWEEN ALL THE HUNTED WILD ANIMALS BEFORE WE MAKE ANY BYLAWS TO THE WILD LIFE UNION. THE YOUNGER LAB MONKEYS WANTED TO KNOW WHAT BYLAWS WERE. THE OLDER WISER MONKEY SAID BYLAWS ARE RULES EACH AND EVERY MEMBER OF THE WILD LIFE UNION WILL HAVE TO OBEY. RULES LIKE NO TAKING THE LIFE OF NO HUMAN HUNTER EVEN THOUGH THE HUMAN HUNTERS ARE TAKING THE LIVES OF THE HUNTED WILD ANIMALS. THE OLD WISER MONKEY SAID THE REAL PURPOSE OF THE WILD LIFE UNION IS TO DISCOURAGE THE HUMAN HUNTERS FROM HUNTING THE HUNTED WILD ANIMALS OF THE WOODS AND LAKES. THE OLD WISER MONKEY SAID GOD MADE EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING EQUAL ON HIS EARTH. THE OLD WISER MONKEY SAID THE MEATS THAT ARE FURNISHED FOR HUMANS TO EAT ARE RAISED BY THE HUMANS AND THE WILD ANIMALS IN THE OUT DOORS AND THE FORESTS SHOULD BE LEFT TO DIE WHEN GOD DECIDES FOR THEM TO DIE. THE HUNTING AND TAKING THE LIFE OF A WILD LIFE ANIMAL IS MORE OF A SPORT TO THE HUMAN HUNTERS THAN FEEDING THEIR FAMILIES THE COMPUTER TRAINED LAB MONKEYS ADDED TO THE ADVICE OF THE OLD WISER MONKEY. THE COMPUTER TRAINED LAB MONKEYS ADDED THAT WILD DEER AND THE WILD ELK FAMILIES ARE HUNTED FOR THEIR MANY LITTLE ANTLERS THAT GROW TO THEIR MAIN RACKS OF ANTLERS JUST FOR THE SPORT OF IT BY THE HUMAN HUNTERS. THE YOUNGER LAB MONKEYS ASKED WHY DON`T THE HUMAN HUNTERS JUST DEHORN THE WILD DEER AND THE WILD ELK FAMILIES LIKE THEY DEHORN THEIR STEERS? THE OLD WISER LAB MONKEY SAID THE HUMAN HUNTERS HAVE TO TAKE THE LIFE OF THE WILD DEER OR THE WILD ELK TO GET SOME SORT OF CHEST BEATING PRIDE OUT OF IT. THE OLD WISER MONKEY SAID IF THE HUMAN HUNTERS WOULD EAT VEGETABLES AND BANANAS LIKE WE MONKEYS EAT THEY WOULD BE ABLE TO SEE WHAT COLOR OF BOOTS THEY ARE WEARING BELOW THEIR FAT BELLIES. NOW BACK TO TEACHING THE HUNTED WILD ANIMALS OF THE OUT DOORS THE SIGN LANGUAGE SO THEY CAN UNDERSTAND ONE ANOTHER TO SAVE EACH OTHERS LIFE WHEN THE HUMAN HUNTER COMES HUNTING THEM. THE OLD WISER LAB MONKEY SAID WE HAVE TO LIST THE HUNTED WILD ANIMALS OF OUR WOODS AND LAKES. FIRST WE HAVE THE MOST POPULAR THE WILD DEER. MOST WILD DEER HAVE TWO TOES ON THIER FRONT HOOVES SO THEY WILL HAVE TO EITHER STAND ON THEIR HIND LEGS OR LEAN ON A LOW LIMB OF A TREE TO LEARN AND USE THE SIGN LANGUAGE. IN A LIFE OR DEATH SITUATION THEY WILL LEARN THE SIGN LANGUAGE. THEN THE NEXT OF THE POPULAR HUNTING ANIMAL OR BIRD IS THE WILD TURKEY. THE WILD TURKEY HAS THREE OR FOUR TOES TO LEARN THE SIGN LANGUAGE. THE WILD RABBIT IS A POPULAR HUNTED ANIMAL BECAUSE THEY ARE EATEN MORE AND THEY HAVE THREE TOES ON EACH FRONT PAW SO THEY CAN EASILY LEARN THE SIGN LANGUAGE. THE OLD WISER LAB MONKEY SUMMED UP THE WILD DEER AND WILD ELK FAMILIES, THE WILD RABBIT FAMILY, THE WILD TURKEY FAMILY AND THE WILD DUCK AND SAID WE LAB MONKEYS WILL TAKE UP ANOTHER GROUP OF HUNTED WILD ANIMALS AT OUR NEXT MEETING. THE OLD WISER LAB MONKEY SAID I MOVE THIS MEETING NOW BE ADJOURNED. WE WILL VOTE AYE OR NAY TO ADJOURN. ALL THE LAB MONKEYS VOTED AYE TO ADJOURN THE MEETING BECAUSE IT WAS BANANA TIME AGAIN. THE MEETING OF THE SIGN READING LAB MONKEYS AND THE NASA TRAINED LAB MONKEY COMPUTER EXPERTS WAS OPENED AGAIN FOR SUGGESTIONS. THE WISER OLD LAB MONKEY SAID WE HAVE OMITTED THE VERY WILD ANIMAL THAT BROUGHT OUR ATTENTION TO THE BIG UGLY HUMAN IN THE CAMOUFLAGED SUIT WITH THE STRING OF DEAD LITTLE INNOCENT SQUIRRELS IN HIS HAND, THE SQUIRRELS. THE SQUIRREL HAS HOW MANY TOES? ONE LAB MONKEY SIGNALED THE HE OR SHE SQUIRREL HAS FOUR TOES. THE OTHER LAB MONKEYS WERE NOT SURE HOW MANY TOES THE SQUIRRELS HAD. THAT WOULD HAVE TO BE LOOKED INTO SAID THE OLD WISER LAB MONKEY AND ALSO HE SAID WE HAVE TO LOOK INTO ALL OF THE WILD ANIMALS AND WILD BIRDS WE HAVE TALKED ABOUT TO MAKE SURE OF HOW MANY TOES THEY ALL REALLY HAVE BEFORE WE CALL ANY OF THEM TO MEET WITH US LAB MONKEYS. WITH THAT SUGGESTION FROM THE OLD WISER LAB MONKEY, THE MEETING WAS SECONDED TO ADJOURN BY ANOTHER LAB MONKEY. ALL THE LAB MONKEYS VOTED AYE TO ADJOURN THE MEETING FOR ANOTHER BANANA BREAK. THE MEETING OF THE SIGN LANGUAGE READING LAB MONKEYS AND THE NASA TRAINED SIGN READING COMPUTER EXPERT LAB MONKEYS WAS CALLED TO ORDER. THE OLD WISER LAB MONKEY SAID WE HAVE TO DIVIDE UP IN GROUPS SO EACH GROUP CAN STUDY EACH KIND OF WILD ANIMAL MOST POPULAR HUNTED IN THE STATES OF LOUISIANA AND MISSISSIPPI. THEN AFTER WE GET BETTER ORGANIZED WE WILL EXPAND INTO THE OTHER STATES. RIGHT NOW THE OLD WISER LAB MONKEY SAID WE HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF OUR OWN WILD ANIMALS. ONE GROUP OF LAB MONKEYS WITH A NASA TRAINED COMPUTER EXPERT LAB MONKEY WILL STUDY THE WILD DEER. ANOTHER GROUP OF LAB MONKEYS WITH A NASA TRAINED COMPUTER TRAINED LAB MONKEY WILL STUDY THE WILD TURKEYS. ANOTHER GROUP OF LAB MONKEYS WITH A NASA TRAINED COMPUTER EXPERT LAB MONKEY WILL STUDY THE WILD RABBITS. THEN ANOTHER GROUP OF LAB MONKEYS WITH A NASA TRAINED COMPUTER EXPERT LAB MONKEY WILL STUDY THE WILD SQUIRRELS. THE OLD WISER LAB MONKEY SAID THESE WILD ANIMALS, THE WILD DEER, THE WILD TURKEYS, THE WILD RABBITS AND THE WILD SQUIRRELS ARE THE MOST POPULAR HUMAN HUNTED WILD ANIMALS IN LOUISIANA AND MISSISSIPPI SO WE WILL STUDY THEM FIRST. EACH GROUP OF ALL THE SIGN READING LAB MONKEYS WITH A NASA TRAINED COMPUTER EXPERT LAB MONKEY WILL NOW START TO STUDY THEIR KIND OF WILD ANIMAL SO WE WILL KNOW FOR SURE HOW MANY TOES EACH MOST POPULAR HUNTED WILD ANIMAL HAS THE OLD WISER LAB MONKEY SIGNALED. THE OLD WISER LAB MONKEY SIGNALED WITH HIS SIGN LANGUAGE THAT ONCE YOU LAB MONKEYS WITH YOUR NASA TRAINED COMPUTER EXPERT LAB MONKEYS GET YOUR GROUPS TOGETHER SHOW ME WITH YOUR SIGN LANGUAGE YOU ARE READY TO START STUDYING AND WE WILL ADJOURN FOR ANOTHER BANANA BREAK. THE ELECTED GROUP LEADERS RAISED THEIR HANDS AND ONE OF THE GROUP LEADERS SIGNALED THAT HE MOVED THE MEETING BE ADJOURNED. ANOTHER GROUP LEADER SECONDED THE MOVE. THE LAB MONKEYS VOTED FOR THE MOVE. THE AYES WON AND THE MEETING WAS ADJOURNED FOR ANOTHER BANANA BREAK. ê%ÿ&@(d€ þ¼"Arialèþ¼"ArialŒÈ nÜJ ¸&”p#Þ'L,º0(5–9>