6Þ THE LAB MONKEY DEER STUDY GROUP THE OLD WISER LAB MONKEY ASKED FOR A REPORT FROM THE SIGN LANGUAGE UNDERSTANDING LAB MONKEYS AND THE NASA TRAINED LAB MONKEY COMPUTER EXPERT LAB MONKEY THAT WERE STUDYING THE WILD DEER GROUP OF THE WILD ANIMALS. THE WILD DEER STUDYING GROUP REPORTED THAT MOST WILD DEER HAVE SPLIT FRONT HOOVES AND THAT IT WOULD BE NEAR IMPOSSIBLE FOR THE WILD DEER TO LEARN THE SIGN LANGUAGE. THE WILD DEER STUDYING GROUP SAID THE WILD DEER WOULD HAVE TO STOP RUNNING AND FIND A LOW TREE LIMB AND USE BOTH FRONT HOOVES TO LEAN ON THIS LIMB THEN THEY WOULD HAVE TO MAKE THEIR OWN SIGN LANGUAGE USING THEIR NOSE AND TONGUE TO COMPLETE A SIGN. SO THE WILD DEER STUDY GROUP CONCLUDED THE WILD DEER COULD NOT SAFELY STOP AND COULD NOT EXCHANGE SIGN LANGUAGE WITHOUT GIVING THEIR POSITIONS AWAY TO THE MEAN OLD UGLY CAMOUFLAGED HUMAN HUNTERS. ALL THE WILD LIFE DEER WOULD HAVE TO LEARN THE SIGN LANGUAGE TO UNDERSTAND THE OTHER WILD LIFE ANIMALS SIGNALS. ALL THE WILD LIFE DEER WOULD HAVE TO LEARN AND RECITE A DISTINCT SHRILL CRY TO ALERT THEIR WILD DEER FAMILY WHEN THE UGLY HUMAN WILD DEER HUNTER WAS PRESENT IN THEIR MIDST. THAT BEING THE CONCLUSION OF THE WILD DEER STUDY OF THE SIGN LANGUAGE UNDER- STANDING LAB MONKEYS AND THE NASA TRAINED COMPUTER EXPERT LAB MONKEYS, THE MEETING WAS VOTED ADJOURNED FOR ANOTHER BANANA BREAK. THE NASA TRAINED COMPUTER EXPERT LAB MONKEYS SIGNALED, TO SAVE LIVES OF THE WILD DEER THE WILD DEER WILL HAVE TO HIDE IN THE THE BUSHES BY LAYING DOWN IN THE DAY TIME AND ROAMING AT NIGHT TIME. THE NASA TRAINED EXPERT COMPUTER LAB MONKEYS SIGNALED IF THE WILD DEER HAPPENS TO BE LAYING IN THE BUSHES WHEN THE UGLY HUMAN HUNTER PASSES BY, THEN THE WILD DEER SHOULD JUMP UP AND GORE THE HUMAN HUNTER IN HIS REAR END WITH THEIR ANTLERS SO THE HUMAN HUNTER WILL HAVE TO LAY DOWN TO DRIVE BACK HOME IN HIS BIG FOUR WHEEL DRIVE PICKUP. THIS GORING IN HIS REAR WILL REMIND THE BIG UGLY HUMAN HUNTER EVERY TIME HE GOES TO SIT DOWN THAT HE SHOULD NOT SHOOT THE WILD LIFE DEER. THESE WERE THE ONLY SUGGESTIONS THAT THE SIGN LANGUAGE LAB MONKEYS AND THEIR NASA TRAINED COMPUTER EXPERT LAB MONKEY COULD GIVE THE OLD WISER LAB MONKEY. THE OLD WISER MONKEY THEN SIGNALED HAD THE WILD RABBIT STUDY GROUP, THE WILD SQUIRREL STUDY GROUP,THE WILD DUCK STUDY GROUP AND THE WILD TURKEY STUDY GROUP HAVE ANYTHING TO ADD TO THE MEETING? NO SIGNAL WAS GIVEN FROM THE OTHER GROUPS SO THE WISER OLD LAB MONKEY SAID IT WAS TIME FOR ANOTHER BANANA BREAK. ALL IN FAVOR SAY AYE. THE AYES HAVE THE VOTE. ANOTHER BANANA BREAK WAS TAKEN. THE OLD WISER SIGN LANGUAGE READING LAB MONKEY CALLED THE WILD LIFE UNION SIGN LANGUAGE READING LAB MONKEYS AND THE NASA COMPUTER LAB MONKEYS MEETING BACK TO ORDER. THEN THE OLD WISER SIGN READING LAB MONKEY ASKED FOR THE NEXT GROUP OF SIGN LANGUAGE READING LAB MONKEYS AND NASA COMPUTER MONKEYS TO REPORT ON THEIR PROGRESS. THE LAB MONKEYS WILD RABBIT STUDY GROUP THE SIGN LANGUAGE UNDERSTANDING LAB MONKEYS AND NASA COMPUTER UNDERSTANDING MONKEY STUDY GROUP REPORTED THE WILD RABBIT WERE EASY TO TEACH THE SIGN LANGUAGE TO BECAUSE THEY HAVE THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF LONG TOES ON EACH FRONT PAW TO PERFORM THE SIGN LANGUAGE. THE WILD RABBIT CAN SIT ON IT`S TAIL AND PERFORM THE MOVEMENTS OF THE SIGN LANGUAGE WITH IT`S TOES. THAT BEING THE REPORT ON THE WILD RABBIT GROUP THE OLD WISER LAB MONKEY CALLED FOR AN ADJOURNMENT FOR ANOTHER BANANA BREAK. THE LAB MONKEYS WILD FOWL STUDY GROUP THE OLD WISER LAB MONKEY ASKED FOR A REPORT ON THE WILD FLYING FOWL GROUP. THIS GROUP INCLUDES THE WILD TURKEYS, THE WILD DUCKS AND THE WILD QUAIL GROUPS. THE OLD WISER SIGN LANGUAGE UNDERSTANDING LAB MONKEY ASKED FOR A REPORT ON THE WILD FOWL GROUP. THE SIGN LANGUAGE UNDERSTANDING LAB MONKEYS AND THEIR NASA COMPUTER UNDERSTANDING LAB MONKEY REPORTED THAT THE WILD FOWL GROUP WERE BEING TAUGHT TO USE THEIR WINGS AND BEAK TO FORM THE SIGN LANGUAGE. THE SIGN LANGUAGE UNDERSTANDING LAB MONKEYS AND THEIR NASA COMPUTER UNDERSTANDING MONKEY HAVE SUCEEDED IN TEACHING THE WILD FOWL GROUP TO SIT ON THE GROUND AND PERFORM THE SIGN LANGUAGE SIGNALS. THE WILD FOWL GROUP WERE TAUGHT TO TEACH THE REST OF THE WILD FOWL GROUP ALL OVER AMERICA THE SIGN LANGUAGE. THAT BEING THE COMPLETE REPORT ON THE WILD FOWL GROUP THE OLD WISER SIGN LANGUAGE UNDERSTANDING MONKEY CALLED FOR ANOTHER BANANA BREAK. THE LAB MONKEYS WILD SQUIRREL STUDY GROUP THE OLD WISER SIGN LANGUAGE UNDERSTANDING MONKEY ASKED FOR A REPORT ON THE LITTLE INNOCENT WILD SQUIRREL GROUP. THE SIGN LANGUAGE UNDERSTANDING LAB MONKEYS AND THEIR NASA COMPUTER UNDERSTANDING LAB MONKEY REPORTED THE LITTLE INNOCENT WILD SQUIRRELS ARE BEING TAUGHT TO GET ON THE GROUND AND USE THEIR TOES ON THEIR FRONT FEET TO SIGNAL TO ONE ANOTHER WHEN THAT OLD UGLY HUNTER IN THE CAMOUFLAGED SUIT COMES INTO THEIR PART OF THE WOODS. THE LITTLE INNOCENT WILD SQUIRREL GROUP HAVE BEEN INSTRUCTED TO FORM A GROUP TO TEACH ALL THE LITTLE WILD INNOCENT SQUIRRELS ALL OVER AMERICA THE SIGN LANGUAGE. THIS BEING THE CONCLUSION OF THE REPORT BY THE LAB MONKEYS AND THE EXPERT NASA TRAINED COMPUTER MONKEY, THE OLD WISER LAB MONKEY CALLED FOR ANOTHER BANANA BREAK. THE FIRST UNION MEETING OF THE LEADERS OF THE SIGN LANGUAGE UNDERSTANDING WILD ANIMALS THE OLD WISER SIGN LANGUAGE UNDERSTANDING LAB MONKEY CALLED THE MEETING TO ORDER. THE OLD WISER LAB MONKEY SIGNALED IF EACH ANIMAL GROUP HAD ELECTED A LEADER OF THE DEER GROUP, THE RABBIT GROUP, THE FOWL GROUP, AND THE SQUIRREL GROUP. EACH WILD ANIMAL ELECTED GROUP LEADER CAME IN FRONT OF THE OLD WISER LAB MONKEY AND SIGNALED THAT HER OR HIS GROUP HAS PROPERLY BEEN TAUGHT THE SIGN LANGUAGE. THE OLD WISER LAB MONKEY SIGNALED TO THE OTHER LAB MONKEYS AND NASA TRAINED EXPERT COMPUTER MONKEYS, ASKING IF THEY HAD CHOSEN THEIR LEADER. THE LAB MONKEYS AND THE NASA TRAINED EXPERT COMPUTER MONKEYS SIGNALED TO THE OLD WISER MONKEY THAT THEY ALREADY HAD A LEADER. THE OLD WISER LAB MONKEY SIGNALED FOR THIS MONKEY LEADER TO STEP FORWARD AND BE RECOGNIZED. THE LAB MONKEYS AND THE NASA TRAINED EXPERT COMPUTER MONKEYS SIGNALED, WE HAVE ELECTED YOU SIR. THE OLD WISER LAB MONKEY SIGNALED EVERYONE THANKING THEM FOR THEIR VOTE. THE OLD WISER LAB MONKEY PRESIDENT SIGNALED FOR THE FIRST WILD LIFE UNION TO COME TO ORDER. 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